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Yet another Macbook pro iteration

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This is satire guys

Apple is addressing issues that mainstream users have been plagued with for awhile now: poor performance from excessive runtime and always running software, and their solution isn't the simple answer of more ram.

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[It] is also said to work better if people do not have 48 Microsoft Word documents and/or 500 internet tabs open at once.

 

This new development is pushing Windows-based manufacturers to innovate, such as a food-proof desktop from HP

 

Field, J. G. (2017, April 24). Apple invents new laptop designed to be turned off once in a while. The Beaverton. Retrieved from https://www.thebeaverton.com/2017/04/apple-invents-new-laptop-designed-turned-off/

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OSX developers forgot to use "suspend to disk" again... Welp, considering how teeny their RAM is they shouldn't have problem with spa-

 

Oh right, the SSDs are also fucking puny. No wonder they couldn't do it.

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Bet you its going to cost an arm and a leg to buy it xD  

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4 minutes ago, silentprototipe said:

Bet you its going to cost an arm and a leg to buy it xD  

Only $3499!

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Just now, Natsoup said:

Only $3499!

Wow what a Totally great deal! Time to sell my arms and legs so I can afford this totally great piece of Technology!

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April Fool's was 23 days ago guys...

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8 minutes ago, silentprototipe said:

Wow what a Totally great deal! Time to sell my arms and legs so I can afford this totally great piece of Technology!

It's fine. Just hack away at the keyboard and touch bar with your face. Already socially accepted at Starbucks. No peripheral body parts required. :P

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1 minute ago, Vode said:

It's fine. Just hack away at the keyboard and touch bar with your face. Already socially accepted at Starbucks. No peripheral body parts required. :P

Yep! Ill also sell my kidney to afford all those adaptors too! 

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2021 Asus ROG Strix G15 Advantage Edition

 

Secondary Laptop (Uni MK2): Ryzen 7 5800HS, Nvidia GTX 1650, Radeon Vega 8 Mobile, 16 GB DDR4 3200 Mhz, 512 GB SSD 

2021 Asus ROG Zephyrus G14 

 

Meme Machine (Uni MK1): Shintel Core i5 7200U, Nvidia GT 940MX, 24 GB DDR4 2133 Mhz, 256 GB SSD+500GB HDD, 15.6 in TN Display 

2016 Acer Aspire E5 575 

 

Retired Laptop (Gearsy MK2): Ryzen 5 2500U, Radeon Vega 8 Mobile, 12 GB 2400 Mhz DDR4, 256 GB NVME SSD, 15.6" 1080p IPS Touchscreen 

2017 HP Envy X360 15z (Ryzen)

 

PC (Gearsy): A6 3650, HD 6530D , 8 GB 1600 Mhz Kingston DDR3, Some Random Mobo Lol, EVGA 450W BT PSU, Stock Cooler, 128 GB Kingston SSD, 1 TB WD Blue 7200 RPM

HP P7 1234 (Yes It's Actually Called That)  RIP 

 

Also im happy to answer any Ryzen Mobile questions if anyone is interested! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I got a macbook pro from 2015 for only $2000 and it performs better than the 2016 for $4000. I don't know why Apple decides to "innovate" their laptops into the ground. I love my usb type A ports and a magnetic charging cable and don't forget the SD card reader.

Your's Truly

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