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Radiant
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6 minutes ago, Radiant said:

yesterday my girl dumped me,

i got so drunk i had to get picked up by an ambulance at 2 am.

i dont know what to do guys i feel so bad and shit...

Hmmm, I can suggest a few things:

  1. Join a monastery and remain celibate for the rest of your life
  2. Have yourself castrated
  3. Go swim with a bunch of sharks
  4. Take a bath with a plugged in toaster
  5. Drink an entire bottle of bleach
  6. Go to the tallest building in your town and bungee jump off the roof with a bungee cord that's twice the height of the building
  7. Go to the Middle East and either join ISIS or start shouting religious insults

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A university is not a "safe space". If you need a safe space, leave, go home, hug your teddy & suck your thumb until ready for university.  - Richard Dawkins

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5 minutes ago, AkiraDaarkst said:

Hmmm, I can suggest a few things:

  1. Join a monastery and remain celibate for the rest of your life
  2. Have yourself castrated
  3. Go swim with a bunch of sharks
  4. Take a bath with a plugged in toaster
  5. Drink an entire bottle of bleach
  6. Go to the tallest building in your town and bungee jump off the roof with a bungee cord that's twice the height of the building
  7. Go to the Middle East and either join ISIS or start shouting religious insults

i gotta say thats all really helpful.

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3 hours ago, Radiant said:

i gotta say thats all really helpful.

Idk get another gf, or get a bf or just stay single and mingle.

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