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Girl, are you an angel? Because you're acute.

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I tried.

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I hope I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.... this is terrible... lol

 

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You're as sweet as 3.142.  -_-

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Welcome to the forum 

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I should get an award for still being here at this point 

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Just thought of another horrible one.

 

If 7 was 8 could I take you on a date?

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http://youtu.be/6cAs1YBELmA

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Good one, Robert

 

I was just welcoming someone

 

 

sheesh will you just get an avatar and stop trolling 

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I wish I was your derivative, so I could lay tangent to your curves.

 

I'm in physics using vectors and tangents, chords are pretty common atm

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I apologise in advance for this one, but there was this one we heard when we did A-Level Maths. Okay, here goes...

"I'd like to add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, insert my variables and pray we don't multiply".

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E=MCVagina.

 

 

What?

 

Spoiler
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"You know I was taught that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. You feeling me cocksucker?"

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I wish i was your maths homework I'd be hard and you could do me on the table.

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E=MCVagina.

 

 

What?

I remember this one lol

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I have created a monster. Totally worth it. 

 

Also,

 

Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

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Girl, you multiply my meter stick when you change your state of motion

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Another,

 

Gurl, you're looking very indefinite integral of e to the xy power

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If she doesn't get this, she isn't worth it,

 

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

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If she doesn't get this, she isn't worth it,

 

Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

Keep them coming, man.

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E=MCVagina.

 

 

What?

 

Thank you of reminding me of this :D

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvjDr8KKtsE&oref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DjvjDr8KKtsE&has_verified=1

 

Yes, it's slightly rude. How unfortunate. 

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