How do I become a master baiter?

[HumbleMobo]

So as the title suggests, I'd like to become a master baiter.  What kind of bait do I buy, I fish in fresh water, how do I put the bait on the hook etc.  I've been trying to get on fishing facebooks but they said I need to "Master bait" first.  So I am unable to join the Master Baiters fishing facebook, does anyone know how to get good at "Master baiting" or at least good enough to join them?  Thank you.  I've asked other fishing forums but I've come up dry as far as answers go.  Oh and side note, I either kill my bait by mistake or it comes off the hook too easily if you can help me resolve this as well I'd be real happy, thanks!

[79 Potatoes]

This thread is a good start for it

[The Official Czex]

Shitpost confirmed.

[Stardar1]

[HumbleMobo]

This thread is a good start for it

How will they see it?  Should I post pictures of me "Master Baiting?"  For example, should I show them that I can put bait on the hook without killing it?  Or do you think my determination to become a "Master Baiter" by asking and posting a question about it will be enough?

[farhanorakzai]

This is hilarious, but in case you were serious

http://www.fieldandstream.com/photos/gallery/kentucky/2006/06/beginners-guide-bait-fishing

http://m.wikihow.com/Bait-a-Fishing-Hook

[SPAS-ID]

ask your friend in Jakarta

[kels]

I don't know but I can teach you about how to become a master debater. 

[HumbleMobo]

Shitpost confirmed.

This is not a shitpost.  I am asking a legitimate question.

[79 Potatoes]

How will they see it?  Should I post pictures of me "Master Baiting?"  For example, should I show them that I can put bait on the hook without killing it?  Or do you think my determination to become a "Master Baiter" by asking and posting a question about it will be enough?

I don't know if you noticed it, but the question mark looks like a bait, so you could add some depth and 3D-Print it

[HumbleMobo]

I don't know but I can teach you about how to become a master debater. 

 

I don't know but I can teach you about how to become a master debater. 

I already am, I was once the President of my Model UN debate team, now my younger sibling is the VP of his Model UN debate team, I've taught him everything he knows about master debating.

[Godlygamer23]

Moved to Off Topic.

[HumbleMobo]

I don't know if you noticed it, but the question mark looks like a bait, so you could add some depth and 3D-Print it

Really?  It looks more like a tool for master baiting, like a hook.  Though, it doesn't have a fancy knot on one end.

[HumbleMobo]

Moved to Off Topic.

Thank you, sorry about that!  I didn't realize I posted in the wrong place.  I'm assuming I put it in General Discussion.  Sorry about that and thanks.

[HumbleMobo]

This is hilarious, but in case you were serious

http://www.fieldandstream.com/photos/gallery/kentucky/2006/06/beginners-guide-bait-fishing

http://m.wikihow.com/Bait-a-Fishing-Hook

Thank you friend!  Are you a fisher as well?  If so can you send me pictures of you master baiting?  I need a picture guide sort of to learn how to bait a hook.

[Godlygamer23]

Care to explain the meaning of this term? Urban Dictionary has some interesting definitions.

[farhanorakzai]

Thank you friend!  Are you a fisher as well?  If so can you send me pictures of you master baiting?  I need a picture guide sort of to learn how to bait a hook.

I don't think you need my help, you're already a grandmaster at baiting

[Godlygamer23]

Thread locked. Urban Dictionary's top definition for this term is: "A well-skilled angler who is an expert at petting his one-eyed snake." Additionally, the top words related to this term are clearly suggestive.