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Don't shave.

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Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

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Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area)

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Shave your pubes and put them on your face

I was thinking of doing that earlier today

 

WHY DO MY PUBES GROW BUT NOT MY FACIAL HAIR? WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR???

 

 

 

Don't shave.

haven't shaved for a month, barely anything grew except my neckbeard.

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I was thinking of doing that earlier today

 

WHY DO MY PUBES GROW BUT NOT MY FACIAL HAIR? WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR???

 

 

 

haven't shaved for a month, barely anything grew except my neckbeard.

muh specs 

Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0  ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives

Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

All parts black

Workstation(desk)- 3770k, 970 reference, 16GB of some crucial memory, a motherboard of some kind I don't remember, Micomsoft SC-512N1-L/DVI, CM Storm Trooper (It's got a handle, can you handle that?), 240mm Asetek based AIO, Crucial M550 256GB (upgrade soon), some hard drives, disc drives, and hot swap bays

Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area)

Shelf- i7-2600 non-k (has vt-d), 380t, some ASUS sandy itx board, intel quad nic. Currently hosts shared files, setting up as pfsense box in VM. Also acts as spare gaming PC with a 580 or whatever someone brings. Hooked into laptop dock area via usb switch

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Be a man, drastically improves your chances, scientifically confirmed to be effective.

I'm telling the truth! I AM a 12 year old girl!

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I was thinking of doing that earlier today

 

WHY DO MY PUBES GROW BUT NOT MY FACIAL HAIR? WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR???

 

 

 

haven't shaved for a month, barely anything grew except my neckbeard.

How old are you? Many people in their late teens/early twenties, simply can't grow a proper beard yet. The neckbeard may be with you for some time yet.

 

Heck, some people will never be able to grow a proper beard.

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How long have you been practicing? You can't just wake up one day and expect to grow an epic beard with zero practice.

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How long have you been practicing? You can't just wake up one day and expect to grow an epic beard with zero practice.

The more I want a clean face the more I get a beard.

Try NOT wanting one. You'll have one in no time It's how it works.

muh specs 

Gaming and HTPC (reparations)- ASUS 1080, MSI X99A SLI Plus, 5820k- 4.5GHz @ 1.25v, asetek based 360mm AIO, RM 1000x, 16GB memory, 750D with front USB 2.0 replaced with 3.0  ports, 2 250GB 850 EVOs in Raid 0 (why not, only has games on it), some hard drives

Screens- Acer preditor XB241H (1080p, 144Hz Gsync), LG 1080p ultrawide, (all mounted) directly wired to TV in other room

Stuff- k70 with reds, steel series rival, g13, full desk covering mouse mat

All parts black

Workstation(desk)- 3770k, 970 reference, 16GB of some crucial memory, a motherboard of some kind I don't remember, Micomsoft SC-512N1-L/DVI, CM Storm Trooper (It's got a handle, can you handle that?), 240mm Asetek based AIO, Crucial M550 256GB (upgrade soon), some hard drives, disc drives, and hot swap bays

Screens- 3  ASUS VN248H-P IPS 1080p screens mounted on a stand, some old tv on the wall above it. 

Stuff- Epicgear defiant (solderless swappable switches), g600, moutned mic and other stuff. 

Laptop docking area- 2 1440p korean monitors mounted, one AHVA matte, one samsung PLS gloss (very annoying, yes). Trashy Razer blackwidow chroma...I mean like the J key doesn't click anymore. I got a model M i use on it to, but its time for a new keyboard. Some edgy Utechsmart mouse similar to g600. Hooked to laptop dock for both of my dell precision laptops. (not only docking area)

Shelf- i7-2600 non-k (has vt-d), 380t, some ASUS sandy itx board, intel quad nic. Currently hosts shared files, setting up as pfsense box in VM. Also acts as spare gaming PC with a 580 or whatever someone brings. Hooked into laptop dock area via usb switch

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get better genetics

Where do I download that?

Why is the God of Hyperdeath SO...DARN...CUTE!?

 

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I was thinking of doing that earlier today

 

WHY DO MY PUBES GROW BUT NOT MY FACIAL HAIR? WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR???

 

 

 

haven't shaved for a month, barely anything grew except my neckbeard.

My Pubes Make One of Those Japanese Beards.....

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Where do I download that?

 

www.downloadmorebeard.com like the person above me said. or for cheaper get www.beard4less.com

My Pubes Make One of Those Japanese Beards.....

wtf?

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Oh my god that prank is brutal.

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Do you want my beard then? My facial hair grows incredibly fast.

Just not on the one place I want It to: my cheeks.

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I want a nice beard, but it barely grows :'(

Are you taking over for @IGetMoreAssThanAToiletSeat guy?

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Powerlifting. It promotes testosterone production, which will make your facial hair grow more. Also, working out is good for you

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