Apple will let you skip lines if you buy the 10,000$ Apple Watch Edition

[Opcode]

Quick buy your $1,500 watch for $10,000 today and we'll push you to the front of the line!

[NumLock21]

Imagine a bunch of them bought the 10k watch and they're all fighting to skip the line.

[Pyromaniac225]

Oh Jony Ive.

The employees are also being told that the "journey" for buying an Edition "is intended to be extremely personal, elegant, and purposeful."

 

 You are amazing.

[Memphaestus]

If your closet isn't filled with tailored suits, are you really a man?

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But really, I won't get a suit that isn't tailored. Can always find great prices on suits that are tailored, doesn't exactly need to be a "break the bank" purchase.

Unless you're a bodybuilder. Then you have to buy 2-4 sizes too big, and get it custom tailored to fit. Granted it isn't a ton more expensive, but it does make a difference when you're already spending multiple hundreds on a suit.

But as for Apple, I would expect to get at least this kind of treatment. The only 2 year support is kinda crappy though. Should be lifetime for that 1000% profit phone.

[AlwaysFSX]

Unless you're a bodybuilder. Then you have to buy 2-4 sizes too big, and get it custom tailored to fit. Granted it isn't a ton more expensive, but it does make a difference when you're already spending multiple hundreds on a suit.

Hah. I love this mentality. Because it's so wrong in the world none of you live in.

[RexinOridle]

Apple can take an apple and shove it up their ass, sideways.

[8uhbbhu8]

a $10000 should come with lifetime warranty, skip all lines for upgrades for the next 5 years, and 24/7 lifetime tech support!!