Troll Physics: Faster Computer

[Snickerzz]

That's what we're doing it for, right? :D

yup :D

[Blade of Grass]

The stickers cost $200 each.

This makes so much sense! I'm paying $1000 for the computer, and then $400 for stickers, and the specs are even on par now, thanks Godlygamer!! 

[1funnygame]

The stickers cost $200 each.

i bet there really worth $350 because you know when you buy apple you really get the best bang for your Buck!

(or a another dashboard for the os that sucks twice the Power! if you prefer that over a real good bang)

[Nicktrance]

Awesome, I'm going to do that to an 11 yr old computer I have and sell it for 1000€. Thanks for the tip :).

[Nort]

How to make an old computer faster:

 

1. Carry it to a cliff. (Slow)

 

2. Drop it from said cliff. (Fast)

[Chevaishr]

It doesn't seem to work on a mac, do I need an aluminum spoiler maybe?

nope adding more apple logos works for macs (part of the whole closed ecosystem of apple )

[Chevaishr]

No match for an Apple sticker.

i herd that diminishing returns never kick in with apple stickers (the more you have the faster, ALWAYS)

[JaeDee884]

if you buy a $1500 macbook pro you get two FREE stickers included :D

you got it the wrong way round.

you purchase the performance enhancing stickers. the macbook is the free sample to test it! 

[wkronbaek]

Spoilers don't add speed, they only add downdrift. If your computer is that slow, a spoiler would just be excess weight.

 

But those racing stripes are a must.

[cafe]

This won't work.  The spoiler will do nothing.  It is the CPU that you need to upgrade to make your computer go faster.  Also, you need to get more RAM.  That makes your computer go faster too, sometimes.

 

The same applies for racing stripes.  I can assure you that painting on your computer will not make it go faster.  Trust me.  Do not listen to the steps in this video clip.

gosh

here is an example of a person that doesn't know what a joke thread looks like :P

[Wi RoZ]

gosh

here is an example of a person that doesn't know what a joke thread looks like :P

I guess he was being ironic

[Samdb]

I knew these stripes weren't for nothing!

[Xorbot]

I guess he was being ironic

 

Yea, lol.  The video was a troll video.  Hence I made a troll response.  I wanted to see how many people I can bait. :)

 

But, maybe those replies were in themselves troll responses to my original troll response.  Ladies and gentlemen, I believe we are engulfed in trollception.

[ciprian97pop]

Won't that just make the computer slower? It's excess weight.

 

Also, what is what these rage faces? They are everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. Even my national TV broadcaster has them shown during ads.

A little, but if you remove some parts, like some cables and if you cut unnecesary pieces of your mobo it will be lighter so it will boot up faster. 

You have to try this ;)

[loepa]

now my blackberry can play Crysis 3 on ultra GG