Troll Physics: Faster Computer

[Snickerzz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBQx6fk0VTY

I did this and now my P4 beats any i7 :D

[delet my acc pls]

yes!!! no i will not have to blow 1500 bucks on a new computer  :D

[M-ursu]

Finally i got some scientific backup for my spoiler and stripes on my computer. :)

[Anult]

Won't that just make the computer slower? It's excess weight.

 

Also, what is what these rage faces? They are everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. Even my national TV broadcaster has them shown during ads.

[Homicidium]

Won't that just make the computer slower? It's excess weight.

 

What? No! 

Look, it got racing stripes!

[IPCharger]

DAYUM! My computer is now 200% faster o_o

Gonna try this with my phone!

EDIT: Tried it and I got 60 fps on BF3 on Ultra on my Nexus 4! Amazing!

[Snickerzz]

Won't that just make the computer slower? It's excess weight.

 

Also, what is what these rage faces? They are everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. Even my national TV broadcaster has them shown during ads.

there troll faces, they are everywhere

 

DAYUM! My computer is now 200% faster o_o

Gonna try this with my phone!

EDIT: Tried it and I got 60 fps on BF3 on Ultra on my Nexus 4! Amazing!

your welcome :)

[nicholaswillems]

It doesn't seem to work on a mac, do I need an aluminum spoiler maybe?

[Frix]

Red also makes you go faster

[atrash]

strip out all the internals. make it as light as possible. Light = speed.

[Xorbot]

This won't work.  The spoiler will do nothing.  It is the CPU that you need to upgrade to make your computer go faster.  Also, you need to get more RAM.  That makes your computer go faster too, sometimes.

 

The same applies for racing stripes.  I can assure you that painting on your computer will not make it go faster.  Trust me.  Do not listen to the steps in this video clip.

[rashdanml]

This won't work.  The spoiler will do nothing.  It is the CPU that you need to upgrade to make your computer go faster.  Also, you need to get more RAM.  That makes your computer go faster too, sometimes.

 

The same applies for racing stripes.  I can assure you that painting on your computer will not make it go faster.  Trust me.  Do not listen to the steps in this video clip.

It's a joke.

 

e: On a serious note though, spoilers on cars do help them go faster by improving stability at higher speeds. Racing stripes don't do anything if they're painted, but can help if the stripes are actually airflow channels.

[IPCharger]

It doesn't seem to work on a mac, do I need an aluminum spoiler maybe?

You need to glue some diamonds. Mac ain't cheap baby!

EDIT:

Really? People are taking this seriously? Oh god...

[Godlygamer23]

No match for an Apple sticker.

[Snickerzz]

It doesn't seem to work on a mac, do I need an aluminum spoiler maybe?

no, you need to pay $2000 extra for the mac edition, its really the same thing but theres an apple sticker on it

[Mrbluee]

I heard if you bend the pins on the cpu and dont put on a heat sink you get 7.2Ghz Overclockabilty Potential  :huh:

Also use http://www.downloadmoreram.com/ - Gives you more ram for FREEE thats right FREEEE

I downloaded this and I promise I didnt get any trojan viruses

[Godlygamer23]

I heard if you bend the pins on the cpu and dont put on a heat sink you get 7.2Ghz Overclockabilty  :huh:

You hear that from somewhere on the Internet or someone in person who thinks they know computers?

[Mrbluee]

You hear that from somewhere on the Internet or someone in person who thinks they know computers?

I made it up but im pretty confident with it, Might try it some time next week

[nicholaswillems]

no, you need to pay $2000 extra for the mac edition, its really the same thing but theres an apple sticker on it

 

Oh damn, why don't they make some more stickers, they seem to speed up a little bit ;D

[Snickerzz]

Oh damn, why don't they make some more stickers, they seem to speed up a little bit ;D

if you buy a $1500 macbook pro you get two FREE stickers included :D

[nicholaswillems]

if you buy a $1500 macbook pro you get two FREE stickers included :D

 

That's what we're doing it for, right? :D

[Godlygamer23]

if you buy a $1500 macbook pro you get two FREE stickers included :D

The stickers cost $200 each.

[Salmiakbal]

Won't that just make the computer slower? It's excess weight.

 

Also, what is what these rage faces? They are everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. Even my national TV broadcaster has them shown during ads.

It's le meme and le troll face rage dude. Shit has existed for almost a decade but all of the sudden normals got air of it and shit's errywhere, so down the drain went quality.

Also this isn't even troll physics. Troll physics is when you put fans on the outside of your car to harvest energy while driving so you can power your electric motor so you can drive without a battery or something similar. This is nothing like it. (see ending of first sentence of this post)

[/rantmode]

[Breakdown]

I just tried the steps in the video.

 

Interent Explorer is now faster than Google Chrome and Mozilla Firefox.

[Snickerzz]

The stickers cost $200 each.

your not suppose to read the fine print :(