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a German company called sky (no relation to sky broadcasting company) has invented a technology that will send vibrations through a glass window (trans bus etc) so that when you lean against it makes audio advertisements come into your head and only you can hear it.It uses a bone conducting technology to achieve this goal and they are thinking about implementing it in trains in Germany

no more sleep for You!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-23167112

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scary

that's what i thought when i saw it 0.0

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Any way to make more money it seems. I would hate this, I don't think ads when you sleep is to far off.

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Any way to make more money it seems. I would hate this, I don't think ads when you sleep is to far off.

reminds me of futurama xD

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reminds me of futurama xD

 

Exactly what I was thinking. The Lightspeed Breifs.

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bone vibration technology? what is is this Metal Gear Solid?

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bone vibration technology? what is is this Metal Gear Solid?

xD fixed

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EU will probably stop this

doubt the EU has time for this or even deals with this but i heard the response wasn't that good so i doubt they will implement it without losing customers

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lol ... ads are boring ... boring makes me sleep... sleep makes me happy thus ads in my head make me happy  :unsure: (never thought i would have arrived at this conclusion when i started typing) 

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lol ... ads are boring ... boring makes me sleep... sleep makes me happy thus ads in my head make me happy  :unsure: (never thought i would have arrived at this conclusion when i started typing)

i heard that outside sound is integrated into dreams and its happened to me a few times so imagine dreaming people telling you to buy there products 0.0

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Oh gosh! Being attacked by EA in your sleep ._. Telling you to buy their shit

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Oh gosh! Being attacked by EA in your sleep ._. Telling you to buy their shit

BF4 match going on in your head as your part of the battle. I think that would be awesome.

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soon it will be skynet telling you to donate to there cause. and then bye bye humanity 

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This would suck severely. 

If this actually got implemented where I live, I wouldn't ride city transit (which anyone who knows me would find funny since I rarely ride transit in the first place XD ).

 

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Sky communications is taking Microsoft to court for SkyDrive. The German company will probably be next.

Sky Communications is desperate for money it looks like.

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Would be really annoying if you are listening to music.

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At first I thought it said Aids.

 

Ads are overtaking everything. They just use to be small things. Than they became a way to have free things, so if you payed for it there were no ads. Now you have to buy the $500 console, pay $60 a year for online, and still get pushed with ads.

 

WHY DO I GET ADS FOR THINGS I PAY FOR?!

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i heard that outside sound is integrated into dreams and its happened to me a few times so imagine dreaming people telling you to buy there products 0.0

crap they may brain wash me into spending all my money and then some and then the banks would own me  ... BUT i live in trinidad so this will come never because if it ever came people would just destroy all the windows 

(1) high frame rate (2) ultra graphics settings (3) cheap...>> choose only two<<...

 

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why can't we just get away from ads? I don't watch TV and use adblock because I hate ads! (sorry Linus, I don't mind the ads you make though since those are actually good and aren't too loud or annoying:D)

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Simple... show that the ads aren't effective by not buying them. Companies will see that the ads don't do anything and stop it as it would be a waste of money.

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