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That's a tunnel, tunnels travel horizontally. Ubisoft is digging a pit, a pit travels vertically.

for the last time... they are not digging it, they are excavating it. /s

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This game is so awful that Ubisoft tries to publish it.

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Good thing he dug out his car and not Ubisoft

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video 2 bugged for me can't watch

 

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I made this a few months ago, still pretty fitting. #Oscars :D

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I made this a few months ago, still pretty fitting. #Oscars :D

I think this year is a close competition between nVidia, Ubi and sameshit(aka samsang)

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I would insert an Ubisoft joke; but at this point it's so shitty that Ubisoft wants to release it themselves.

Anyone who has a sister hates the fact that his sister isn't Kasugano Sora.
Anyone who does not have a sister hates the fact that Kasugano Sora isn't his sister.
I'm not insulting anyone; I'm just being condescending. There is a difference, you see...

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