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Is your next phone a noPhone? (theverge)

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http://www.theverge.com/2014/8/18/6031827/nophone-simulates-handset-without-battery-or-screen

 

Every so often, a device is created that is so singularly revolutionary in its execution, it's difficult to imagine the world before it. The iPhone, the PC, and the Atari 2600 are examples of these kinds of revolutionary devices. Now you can add another gadget to the list: the noPhone. This handset is shatterproof, waterproof, and doesn't require charging to function. It's also completely resistant to NSA surveillance and hacking (to the best of our knowledge). Unfortunately, it is not yet equipped with Wi-Fi, nor Bluetooth, nor a screen or cellular connection for that matter. Still, as its creators note, noPhone can help you to "never again experience the unsettling feeling of flesh on flesh when closing your hand." No pricing or availability information has yet been released, but we've reached out for more details. In the meantime, feast your eyes on the jaw-dropping demo video below.

imo this is hilarous and I would recommend it to friends that are texting all the time

 

 

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#ROFL The latest in smartphone specs 2014

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...I suppose, I could throw it at people that are texting on a proper phone.

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Saved you a click: no.

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Yes! (being awkward again :P)

 

This just reeks of failed crowd-funding, even if it isn't.

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--le snip of le image--

 

That's going in the Karl Pilkington folder, it's fabulous.

"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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That's going in the Karl Pilkington folder, it's fabulous.

Bullshit.

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Netrunner (2020 build) - CPU: AMD R7 3700X GPU: EVGA GTX 1070 (from 2015 build) PSU: Corsair SF600 platinum RAM: 32GB Crucial Ballistix RGB 3600Mhz cl16 Motherboard: Gigabyte Aorus X570i pro wifi SSD: Sabrent Rocket 4.0 1TB Case: Lian Li TU150W black Cooler: Be Quiet! Dark Rock Slim

 

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so it a square piece of plastic with round edges? ok, then

this is one of the greatest thing that has happened to me recently, and it happened on this forum, those involved have my eternal gratitude http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/198850-update-alex-got-his-moto-g2-lets-get-a-moto-g-for-alexgoeshigh-unofficial/ :')

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