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Why did they call the new xbox the one (joke and pun thread)

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They called it the One because it wont red ring, and consumers will only have to buy 1.


Yes i bought 4 360's.

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Really? My brother's got fixed when it got red ring of death and when it got it again they gave him a brand new one.

 

They call it the one because kinect is always on.

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It is the number One disappointment!

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its all well and good poking fun at it... i mean it doesn't even have a removable motherboard tray

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Really? My brother's got fixed when it got red ring of death and when it got it again they gave him a brand new one.

 

They call it the one because kinect is always on.

like how robot will refer to itself as one?

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like how robot will refer to itself as one?

I was referring to 0 = off 1 = on

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Because its an all in "ONE" entertainment system.

Yes its a stupid name but it kinda makes sense when you think about the direction they are going for the console.  The one piece of hardware you need under your TV to do everything.

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I should mention i will be buying 1, Ive had every major console outside of sega and the wii u.

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Because its an all in "ONE" entertainment system.

Yes its a stupid number but it kinda makes sense.

Yeah, that is the real reason. However it is more fun to poke at it.

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Because its an all in "ONE" entertainment system.

Yes its a stupid name but it kinda makes sense.

My nextdoor neighbor put the numbers on his house in letters, would be fine if it wasnt three hundred and twenty three. it looks like a billboard.

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im personaly waiting to see what they do at E3 this year, then i will see if its worth getting or not

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They tried to be cool, so they went to One Direction for advice. 

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guess the new games will go like this for the new xbox lolz
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does no one watch the tek syndicate, they said it was going to be the xbox 720, but cos(720) = 1, so they called it that instead :P

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Yeah, that is the real reason. However it is more fun to poke at it.

 

Ok then.

 

One console to find you all, One console to detect all, One console to watch you all and in the darkness hear all.

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does no one watch the tek syndicate, they said it was going to be the xbox 720, but cos(720) = 1, so they called it that instead :P

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Do you guys watch the Tek Syndicate people? They pretty much summed it up with Trig. Go to 23 minutes. 

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Do you guys watch the Tek Syndicate people? They pretty much summed it up with Trig. Go to 23 minutes. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMgXQZWEdz0&feature=youtu.be&t=23m

I did. Have already completely forgotten what it was about.

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guess the new games will go like this for the new xbox lolz

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Dat reddit. 

 

Personally, it's the one console i won't buy this time round. Dat PS4.

 

They named the 360 so it didn't look behind in generation to the PS3

 

PS4 released, "HEY GUYS, LETS JUST CALL IT ONE!"

 

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I did. Have already completely forgotten what it was about.

In trigonometry, Cos 720 = 1. Xbox 720 = Xbox One. Then again Cos 360 =1 so Xbox 360 = Xbox One?  

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In trigonometry, Cos 720 = 1. Xbox 720 = Xbox One. Then again Cos 360 =1 so Xbox 360 = Xbox One?  

Oh yeah I remember that part now :D

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im personaly waiting to see what they do at E3 this year, then i will see if its worth getting or not

It's not nor will it ever be

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