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The Dota 2 on ESPN, SHIELD Tablet comes July 22, New DOOM revealed - Netlinked Daily. episode inspired me to make this:

 

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That looks kinda wrong.

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That looks kinda wrong.

His face isn't THAT bad...

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His face isn't THAT bad...

No... Not that... Think like a dirty-minded high-schooler.

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No... Not that... Think like a dirty-minded high-schooler.

I am a dirty minded high schooler...

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I get you

At least you do.

 

I am a dirty minded high schooler...

Not dirty enough. I'm still more in 7th grade for my humor.

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At least you do.

 

Not dirty enough. I'm still more in 7th grade for my humor.

shhh I was joking about the face shhh

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shhh I was joking about the face shhh

haha I get ya. ;)

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OptiPlex 7040M

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That looks horribly Photoshopped. Anyway, on sausages: I love eating bratwurst.

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So tasty. *drools*

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That looks horribly Photoshopped. Anyway, on sausages: I love eating bratwurst.

Seasoned-German-Bratwurst.jpg

 

So tasty. *drools*

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That looks horribly Photoshopped. Anyway, on sausages: I love eating bratwurst.

 

Yeah it was horribly photoshopped, I spent maybe 5 minutes photoshopping it :P

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Yeah it was horribly photoshopped, I spent maybe 5 minutes photoshopping it :P

Is it bad I thought this was just a screenshot and not photoshopped? 

 

 
 

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Yeah it was horribly photoshopped, I spent maybe 5 minutes photoshopping it :P

Boy, you betta work on that POS you call "art" or yer sleepin' in the dog house!  :lol:

 

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At least you do.

 

Not dirty enough. I'm still more in 7th grade for my humor.

 

We're all 14 year olds at heart.

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Boy, you betta work on that POS you call "art" or yer sleepin' in the dog house!  :lol:

 

 

Aww not again :(

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rip!

Boy! You call that lens flare? I call that ****! Drop and give me 100 and when yer done: Fix that excuse of a Photoshop wit' yer so-called talent!  :lol:

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