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This is the nerdiest thing I've ever done, here's the chatlog:

 

8:35:32 PM    user1.png  George Smith

Hello, I have a question about the X51

 8:35:40 PM    user1.png  George Smith

I think that's what it's called

 8:35:54 PM    user1.png  George Smith

It says it has an 8990

 8:36:02 PM    user1.png  George Smith

but I can't find out what that is!

 8:36:22 PM    agent.png  Mark O

let me cehck that

 8:36:36 PM    user1.png  George Smith

I found a 7990, but not an 8990, is it super-new?

 8:37:10 PM    agent.png  Mark O

checking

8:39:55 PM    agent.png  Mark O

one moment

 8:40:00 PM    agent.png  Mark O

still checking
 

 8:40:55 PM    agent.png  Mark O

can you please tell me where did you get the 7990?

 8:41:14 PM    user1.png  George Smith

No, I was just looking at the alienware site

 8:41:27 PM    user1.png  George Smith

and it says it has an 8990

 8:41:38 PM    user1.png  George Smith

And I googled it

 8:41:50 PM    agent.png  Mark O

let me cehck that

 8:42:02 PM    user1.png  George Smith

but I can't find it! Is it just a Dell thingy?

 8:43:07 PM    agent.png  Mark O

can you plaese check this link

 8:43:07 PM    agent.png  Mark O

 8:43:17 PM    agent.png  Mark O

and tell me which part did you saw this numbers

 8:43:49 PM    user1.png  George Smith

 8:44:19 PM    user1.png  George Smith

wait, no

 8:44:38 PM    user1.png  George Smith

it's on the linky you sent me

 8:44:52 PM    user1.png  George Smith

under..

 8:44:58 PM    user1.png  George Smith

Performance Graphics

 8:45:59 PM    user1.png  George Smith

Is it as fast as the 4820K?

 8:46:11 PM    user1.png  George Smith

My Grandson plays Call of Duty

 8:46:22 PM    agent.png  Mark O

got that George

8:47:27 PM    agent.png  Mark O

Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB

8:48:04 PM    user1.png  George Smith

ok

 8:48:15 PM    user1.png  George Smith

will it be enough for call of duty?

 8:48:27 PM    agent.png  Mark O

Yes this is the best for Call Of duty

 8:48:45 PM    agent.png  Mark O

battlefield 4 and other hard core games

 8:49:03 PM    user1.png  George Smith

ok, thank you
 
 
 
 

(George Smith is not my real name)

 

Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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This is the nerdiest thing I've ever done, here's the chatlog:

 

8:35:32 PM    user1.png  George Smith

Hello, I have a question about the X51

 8:35:40 PM    user1.png  George Smith

I think that's what it's called

 8:35:54 PM    user1.png  George Smith

It says it has an 8990

 8:36:02 PM    user1.png  George Smith

but I can't find out what that is!

 8:36:22 PM    agent.png  Mark O

let me cehck that

 8:36:36 PM    user1.png  George Smith

I found a 7990, but not an 8990, is it super-new?

 8:37:10 PM    agent.png  Mark O

checking

 

(George Smith is not my real name)

 

What should I say? (I'll edit in any changes)

how many cores it has, is it as fast as a 4770k

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tell him you had enough and your going to build a pc

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Mark O....

Repeat polo for 5 minutes

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Wow... Isn't it an OEM only card?

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MOBO: MSI B450m Gaming Plus / NVME: Corsair MP510 240GB / Case: TT Core v21 / PSU: Seasonic 750W / OS: Win 10 Pro

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I fail to see how this humorous... =/  

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I fail to see how this humorous... =/  

8:47:27 PM    agent.png  Mark O
Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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That was awkward to read.

 

 

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Or you could stop wasting other peoples (and your own) time and do something productive instead.

What he said man, it isn't that funny really... just wasting his and your time

The time you enjoy wasting, is not wasted time. 

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8:47:27 PM    agent.png  Mark O

Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB

 

"8990 is more fater than the 4820k"

 

 

Fater? Fatter?

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8:47:27 PM    agent.png  Mark O

Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB

 

Well now you post the whole conversation, you only posted 1/3rd of it when I was reading your post. 

 

The guy probably hates his job. 

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Well now you post the whole conversation, you only posted 1/3rd of it when I was reading your post. 

 

The guy probably hates his job. 

Once again, due to profanity, I won't post the image, but I bet this is what the guy, who clearly loves his job, looks like.

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lol I did this a while back and I said I was looking at a $800 pc and they wanted me to spend $2000. They said it was much better and cheaper to buy their products than building it lol

Computer and other things (My Phanteks Enthoo Elite build is done)

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Motherboard: Asus Rampage V ROG Edition 10
Heatsink: Custom Hardline
Memory: Corsaor Dominator 16GB (4GB x2) DDR4 3000MHz 
Video Card: EVGA GTX 1080 FTW
Hard Drive: x2 OCZ ARC 100 240GB RAID 0 (Boot), Western Digital 4TB SSHD (Steam), x2 Adata 512GB (Steam)
Main GUI: Windows 10 Pro 64-bit

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so? ive that one line is all the funny part why not just post only that part? and it wasnt even funny at all, just a hhmm moment.

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Wow that was painful to read, although it's not very nice to toy with stupid people.  :P

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i asked about 3 weeks ago if i could put a 270 in my xps 8700 and the guy did not know what it was, and then he didnt know it was in a different dell xps 8700 model

My Rig  

 
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CPU Cooler: RAIJINTEK THEMIS 65.7 CFM Sleeve Bearing CPU Cooler  ($34.99 @ NCIX) 

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Monitor: HP 22xi 60Hz 21.5" Monitor  ($187.11 @ Amazon Canada) 

Keyboard: Logitech G710 Wired Gaming Keyboard  ($114.99 @ NCIX) 

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What he said man, it isn't that funny really... just wasting his and your time

I think it's funny, and a few other people think it was funny based on what they've posted. You're entitled to your own opinion though, different strokes for different folks I guess. I wasted about 5 minutes of his time (really he's stuck in a cubicle anyway, so I don't think he'd care), and I don't mind wasting mine (I really don't have anything better to do right now). I entertained myself and probably a few others in what essentially was a prank call, I don't really see the harm in it. Is it immature? Yes, but whatever.

- "some salty pretzel bun fanboy" ~ @helping, 2014
- "Oh shit, watch out guys, we got a hopscotch bassass here..." ~ @vinyldash303

- "Yes the 8990 is more fater than the 4820K and as you can see this specific Video card comes with 6GB" ~ Alienware 2014

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Is anybody else shocked by the horrible grammar of this support person?

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I did laugh at it. Good job OP.

I don't understand the people saying it's a time waste, hello, wake up, he barely wasted 5 minutes, the employee himself didn't know that be was being fooled with and we got a good chuckle.

Maturity is about retaining your sense of humor too, nobody likes a super cereal person.

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