Who Else Think They May Be In a Coma And Coming Up With Reality On The Fly?

[nosirrah123]

I'm convinced that I'm in a coma and making up reality as it happens (like in a dream). Too many crazy coincidences have happened recently, so obviously the only possible explanation is that I'm in a coma!

(I mean duh, what else could it be?)

 

Here are some examples:

 

- Saw a lemur on the news, thought about zaboomafoo for the first time in YEARS, and the next person I see on the forums is the guy with the zaboomafoo profile pic.

 

- Heard about a years old WoW raid boss (which I don't play) and then that night they talked about it on a stream I watch (that isn't about WoW at all).

 

- Finished Of Mice and Men, and then later that day Zero Punctuation made an extensive comparison of Metal Gear to Lennie.

 

Is there any other possibility than me being in a coma? I asked WebMD, and it just says I have coma-cancer. 

 

So I'm wondering if this is a shared coma (like I'm sharing it with someone in the same coma ward as me), or if everybody else is just a figment of my imagination. So if you have also been experiencing weird coincidences, write them belooooow! 

 

If you find this post stupid, or think I am dumb for thinking I'm in a coma, this link may clear it up somewhat for you:

 

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/ce/cee2e2017554de6da437cb4c37dfb65be82a6da7949a56fc24e9ad41e00b84b7.jpg

[wjdobie]

I think the same thing every day

[EthanMcL]

Yes.

[JigglyPufflez]

Useless post is useless

[xrex64]

Useless post is useless

the swag of off topic

[AlwaysFSX]

If we're in your coma creating everything that happens to use, you're a fucking asshole, you know that? You could give us all Titan Blacks but noooooooooooooo...

[Askew]

Well, somebody thinks that every MGS character is David Bowie.

[nosirrah123]

If we're in your coma creating everything that happens to use, you're a fucking asshole, you know that? You could give us all Titan Blacks but noooooooooooooo...

IF I COULD DO THAT WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE ON A 2010 IMAC!?

 

I'm now going to go into the corner and try to forget that this computer exists, and that I instead have a 1190x, which will be the last graphics card before the Borg integrate with us, which will make there no need for any game but VR pong. With any luck, I will succeed, and then I'll give making this website automatically distribute supercomputers a crack.

 

Update: It didn't work, I'll try again later

[nosirrah123]

Well, somebody thinks that every MGS character is David Bowie.

PLOT TWIST:

 

Hideo Kojima is David Bowie!

[pjm0925]

I feel more like I'm a simulation running on a machine somewhere.

[madscientist56]

far out stuff

[withtheeye]

I feel more like I'm a simulation running on a machine somewhere.

 

On the primary monitor? or with 3 monitors running Nvidia Surrround???

[catbutts]

I'm in a coma and I will wake up in a WWII medical tent in a few years

I'm actually living the life of my grandson right now

[nosirrah123]

I'm in a coma and I will wake up in a WWII medical tent in a few years

I'm actually living the life of my grandson right now

are you ashamed of him?

[yurihellsing]

Useless post is useless

 

Yes your post is useless...

[nosirrah123]

Yes your post is useless...

Yeah when people say stuff like:

 

"This'd be spam if it wasn't in off-topic"

 

or

 

"This thread is pointless"

 

It annoys me, 'cuz thats the whole point of off-topic!