We Need To Start A Kick-starter To Send Gabe Newell To TWC HQ

[nosirrah123]

I've had enough of this net neutrality BS! We needa send Gabe down there with a crowbar to teach 'em a lesson! 

 

Here are the goals:

 

5,000 - Gabe goes on an all expenses paid butt-kicking excursion to TWC HQ.

 

10,000 - Gabe stops by Comcast HQ too to teach them a lesson too.

 

15,000 - Gabe stops by the FCC as well

 

20,000 - Gabe brings his personal crowbar to really cave in some heads.

 

70,000 - Gabe's Crowbar is plated with gold

 

100,000 - Gabe's Crowbar is studded with diamonds

 

200,000 - Gabe's Crowbar is replaced with a solid gold one

 

400,000 - Gabe absorbs both companies into Valve

 

10 Million - Gabe's Crowbar is replaced with an entirely diamond one

 

100 Million - Gabe runs for president (and obviously wins)

 

1 Billion - Gabe runs for world president (and wins again)\

 

1 Trillion - Gabe constructs a new planet with an economy based around Steam sales

 

3 Trillion - Gabe releases HL4

 

Somebody get on this, it's needed desperately.

[Excon]

If this wasn't in off topic I would call you a post whore

[Guest Kloaked]

10/10

 

Would back.

 

 

Half-Life 4 confirmed?

[TheNinjaNextDor]

A solid gold crowbar would bend if you hit someone hard enough, just how Gabe likes it.

 

So we're just skipping right over HL3????

[nosirrah123]

If this wasn't in off topic I would call you a post whore

1v1 ME IN PORTAL 2 BRO!

[Jaybird]

can we get a 12k crowbar?

[nosirrah123]

can we get a 12k crowbar?

we can't, but GabeN can

[Lays]

i dont wanna say I just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading this but..............................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I just wasted 20 seconds of my life reading this