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Wiflare
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This here thread is for:
haikus and haikus only
prose is not allowed.

There's some exceptions.
For example: a title.
or giving credit.

Haikus confusing?
There's only a few rules here.
Please, let me explain.
 

The first line has five,
The second has just two more.

last line? also five.

"What are they?" you say.
Syllables are what I mean.
You may have caught on.

They should, but really
they don't need to make much sense
beep boop zip zoom pop.

You can post your own
You may post your favorites
but please, give credit!

Now, let's have some fun!
be safe, and don't forget rules.
HONK HONK I AM CAR

Woo!

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The first has five words.

The second line has two more words.

The last has five words.

 

Something like this?

 

Edit: Just noticed it's not about words....

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The first has five words.

The second line has two more words.

The last has five words.

 

Something like this?

 

Edit: Just noticed it's not about words....

syllables not words.

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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I dont like haiku

haiku haiku haiku

Piniata.

 

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syllables not words.

 

Not native english so I had no idea what syllables were until now.

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@Wiflare yours were good

haikus are great fuck yes

sausage on my head

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Get ready for this
I'm going to do shout-outs
This will start right now

@T.Vengeance ,  thanks bro

Without you there would not be
any first poster

@Jogostar , thank you
for contributing, just like
@thedigitalmilk

All others, I'm sorry
I really need to get sleep
But still, thank you all

I hope this thread grows
There's already many posts
Goodnight, everyone

Woo!

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bored haikus at work

why the hell am i here now

oh yes money please

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I am MrPants

It is very late where I am

I love to eat pie

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Such poetry, wow

Many doges, also wow

Doge wants a sandwich

 

 

(this relies on how you pronounce 'doge')

I am good at computer

Spoiler

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