OMG So this Gurl

[Grape Guild]

OMG, so in my 5th grade class, this hot babe really thought my s1ck snapbak flatbill was hella sexay.  I could tell immediately dat she wanted dis D.  She totally liked my $w4G, so we started going out.  I took her to mcdonalds, and  I think things are getting pretty serious.  I promise I'm not trying to brag on a tech forum about my petty school relationship, I just need help.  I don't know if this hot chick digs my SwaG, or if she likes my flatbill hat.  Any help would be great.  Oh ya and Im not bragging.  This is true.

 

 

 

 

 

joking.  Sorry if it's not funny to you, but I was laughing constantly while typing this.

 

 

Edit: Ok guys, I guess my sarcasm is too good (or stupid), but this post was meant to be a joke.  All the bad grammar and "$wag" was a joke and on purpose.

 

 

Edit 2:  I'm not really in the Fifth Grade.

[Andrew0472]

[Bluejay0]

This post gave me cancer...

[n0ah1897]

[nsyedhasan]

OMG, so in my 5th grade class, this hot babe really thought my s1ck snapbak flatbill was hella sexay.  I could tell immediately dat she wanted dis D.  She totally liked my $w4G, so we started going out.  I took her to mcdonalds, and  I think things are getting pretty serious.  .

[FileCorrupted]

Hah I was getting to the point where I was going to report for idiot until I saw the end.

[Advent]

It does appear that the Off Topic section is being reduced to spam.

[matto97]

lol haha i have to admit i found it a bit stupid funny

[target39]

 

 

I almost lost all faith for this forum and humanity until I saw that last part... You always have to read the last part. It almost gave me a heart attack.

[Grape Guild]

I almost lost all faith for this forum and humanity until I saw that last part... You always have to read the last part. It almost gave me a heart attack.

Yea, I was about to put the disclaimer at the top, but that'd ruin it .

[DirkaFat]

I'm sorry to break it to you, but I think she's only in for the free mcdonalds.

[Grape Guild]

It does appear that the Off Topic section is being reduced to spam.

Maybe request a "funny" category.

[CoolBeans]

ha /s

[Bonsai99]

This thread deserves an award. 

[MatheusSanzo]

Dude run.

 

She is only interested on you money.

[Cwazywazy]

She a gold digger brah. Anyone would date ya for da Mc Ds.

[noc]

This thread..... wow..... just.............. wow...

[Grape Guild]

Guys...again...It's a joke (a sorry attempt at one, )

[catbutts]

Edit: Ok guys, I guess my sarcasm is too good (or stupid), but this post was meant to be a joke.  All the bad grammar and "$wag" was a joke and on purpose.

 

 

Edit 2:  I'm not really in the Fifth Grade.

Off Topic has been littered with these threads for a while now, it's actually hard to differentiate.

[Grape Guild]

Off Topic has been littered with these threads for a while now, it's actually hard to differentiate.

Yea the point of this post was to poke fun at all these "girl school drama" posts.

[DLM_012]

This is obviously roll bread but what's with the threads about girls/wimminz lately?

[old reece frost]

I'm just going to go kill myself now.

[MangoJuiceStain]

Jesus you guys are idiots lol. Didn't any of you get at least a LITTLE suspicious that it was a joke by reading the FIRST sentence? 

[ManOfDisguise]

mcdonald part gave it away

[Slinkey]

This made me laugh a lot!