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JAW96

well the title says it, for me it is when a non-techie is trying to show off but doesn't understand the terminology or know what parts do, then goes "well my PC has a window index of (insert # here)".  

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"I have 64 gigs of Ram"

 

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Me: What specs do you have?" Other: "I have a white/grey one"

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"Why are there two memory's?"

eh, the stupid questions that brings back like "Why do I need to click shutdown if I can just push the button on the monitor".

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There was a store in a local mall selling a custom gaming computer and they said it had 1536 graphics cards... I think they meant CUDA cores...

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eh, the stupid questions that brings back like "Why do I need to click shutdown if I can just push the button on the monitor".

Some of my teachers still think the tower is the hard drive and the monitor is the PC..

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I heard this today "Apple never freezes because there are a lot more powerfull components inside".

"facepalm"

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"wow you can make that window go to the other monitor :O"

                                                                                      wow... pretty empty here...

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"Why do you need to buy an expensive video card when you have iGPU?" and after that "why do my games lag so much?" :D

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Some of my teachers still think the tower is the hard drive and the monitor is the PC..

my mom thought installing BF3 fried here RAM

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There was a store in a local mall selling a custom gaming computer and they said it had 1536 graphics cards... I think they meant CUDA cores...

The sales guy in PC world was showing the guy an i3 notebook and said.. "Yeah, you can play CoD and everything on this"

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I've also heard people say Apple's are made with different components than a PC

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The sales guy in PC world was showing the guy an i3 notebook and said.. "Yeah, you can play CoD and everything on this"

Technically he is right lol, HD4000 is pretty powerful for what it is and COD is a joke lol

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PC World is the best for PC things.

 

A gaming PC costs a million quid.

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"MacBooks are always the most powerful computers you could buy, why would you build a PC?"

 

Somebody shot that by me what I was talking about building my PC some months ago.

if you have to insist you think for yourself, i'm not going to believe you.

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The sales guy in PC world was showing the guy an i3 notebook and said.. "Yeah, you can play CoD and everything on this"

I would have responded "But does it run Crysis?" and received an awkward look forged from ignorance.

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I've also heard people say Apple's are made with different components than a PC

because apple is apparently magic and can handle the resources for R&D to make up there own CPUs, GPUs, and MoBos

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because apple is apparently magic and can handle the resources for R&D to make up there own CPUs, GPUs, and MoBos

DEY MAKE OWN COMPUTER WITH RECYCLED TINS AND BEATS THE PC ANYDAY

 

LOLZ N00B

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