Tech Poetry Thread :P

[Jtalk4456]

A post gave me the idea, so now i have to make a post and see what happens for fun!

@techstorm970 @BadluckBrian @Hiitchy 
The idea is simple: Write a poem about tech and post it so we can all judge your horrific spelling and grammar admire your creativity

I will start things off:

 

For the love of Jank

And the love of tech

We watch youtube

And make a wreck

Of this great forum

Which will never stop

It's the one thing

Linus didn't drop

 

 

[Techstorm970]

Sometimes when I game, do homework, or watch

I notice the fan kick it up a notch

And let my imagination run wild and free

On what my laptop computer does to serve me.

 

I think of the CPU right under the keys

And imagine a privately-run forgery

With men at their anvils representing the cores

Receiving work from conveyors; the threads send them more.

 

I think of the GPU, the mobile 950,

As a team of engineers, working quite swiftly

To draw up their plans, and then build their creations

So that I may not see numbers, but instead battle stations.

 

The memory, the VRAM, the storage SSD

Are all massive warehouses with vehicles for delivery

With the house storing packages, documents, and folders

And the trucks carrying functions to be processed by the forgers.

 

And finally, the foundation, the essential power source

The charger and battery providing energy, of course,

To the forgers and truckers and engineers so that

They can continue the work needed to allow me to chat.

 

And so when I game, do homework, or watch

And notice the fan kick it up a notch

I marvel at the thought, the excitement, the thrill!

Of having a little economy to bend at my will.

[FloRolf]

8 minutes ago, techstorm970 said:

-snip-

You just rekt this thread. 

I r8 8/8 m8. 

[Guest]

Cautiously calculating clock speeds

Vigorously revising voltages

Daring to dial in tight timings

Boosting benchmarks and beating brothers,

 

Fantasies of framerates fuel bios flashing fury

Hz hurt hearts when they haven’t hit 144

That singe core score is to blame for dropped frames

but it’s all just a part of the gamer’s claim to fame.

[Techstorm970]

36 minutes ago, FloRolf said:

You just rekt this thread. 

I r8 8/8 m8. 

Thanks!  

[Jtalk4456]

1 hour ago, techstorm970 said:

Sometimes when I game, do homework, or watch

I notice the fan kick it up a notch

And let my imagination run wild and free

On what my laptop computer does to serve me.

 

I think of the CPU right under the keys

And imagine a privately-run forgery

With men at their anvils representing the cores

Receiving work from conveyors; the threads send them more.

 

I think of the GPU, the mobile 950,

As a team of engineers, working quite swiftly

To draw up their plans, and then build their creations

So that I may not see numbers, but instead battle stations.

 

The memory, the VRAM, the storage SSD

Are all massive warehouses with vehicles for delivery

With the house storing packages, documents, and folders

And the trucks carrying functions to be processed by the forgers.

 

And finally, the foundation, the essential power source

The charger and battery providing energy, of course,

To the forgers and truckers and engineers so that

They can continue the work needed to allow me to chat.

 

And so when I game, do homework, or watch

And notice the fan kick it up a notch

I marvel at the thought, the excitement, the thrill!

Of having a little economy to bend at my will.

For my own pride sake, I hope you at least spent a few minutes making that masterpiece, I wasn't taking this serious enough, I will honor your effort and come back with a real effort

[Jtalk4456]

55 minutes ago, Densetsu said:

Cautiously calculating clock speeds

 

Vigorously revising voltages

 

Daring to dial in tight timings

 

Boosting benchmarks and beating brothers,

 

 

 

Fantasies of framerates fuel bios flashing fury

 

Hz hurt hearts when they haven’t hit 144

 

That singe core score is to blame for dropped frames

 

but it’s all just a part of the gamer’s claim to fame.

 

going for non rhyming, bold

I like the Hz line, well done

[Techstorm970]

2 minutes ago, Jtalk4456 said:

For my own pride sake, I hope you at least spent a few minutes making that masterpiece, I wasn't taking this serious enough, I will honor your effort and come back with a real effort

It took me 30-40 minutes.

[Tog Driver]

Spoiler

 

2 hours ago, techstorm970 said:

Sometimes when I game, do homework, or watch

I notice the fan kick it up a notch

And let my imagination run wild and free

On what my laptop computer does to serve me.

 

I think of the CPU right under the keys

And imagine a privately-run forgery

With men at their anvils representing the cores

Receiving work from conveyors; the threads send them more.

 

I think of the GPU, the mobile 950,

As a team of engineers, working quite swiftly

To draw up their plans, and then build their creations

So that I may not see numbers, but instead battle stations.

 

The memory, the VRAM, the storage SSD

Are all massive warehouses with vehicles for delivery

With the house storing packages, documents, and folders

And the trucks carrying functions to be processed by the forgers.

 

And finally, the foundation, the essential power source

The charger and battery providing energy, of course,

To the forgers and truckers and engineers so that

They can continue the work needed to allow me to chat.

 

And so when I game, do homework, or watch

And notice the fan kick it up a notch

I marvel at the thought, the excitement, the thrill!

Of having a little economy to bend at my will.

I, I can't compete with that. . .