Apple Keynote Theories

[Pandelis R]

Ok so the apple keynote has been confirmed for the 7th I'd like to hear what your theories are in terms of the next Iphone as well as other devices you think will be unveiled there?

 

Lets hear it

[Naeaes]

Meh.

[mcraftax]

Meh

[Tieox]

Will it bend, set on fire? or open a pocket dimension to a universe dominated by dolphins?

[kingatlas]

7 minutes ago, Kierax said:

Will it bend, set on fire? or open a pocket dimension to a universe dominated by dolphins?

Hopefully all three, then I'll just buy one for the dolphins 

[VerticalDiscussions]

Touch ID 3.0: "It all starts with our finely crafted, abrasively blasted natural ceramic coating, which alongside our new and perfected, prolonged finger scanning technology, will transfer your very own imprint from the smooth home button surface, to the aluminium and copper below, onto our advanced electrolyte capacitors, storing your fingers presence on a phone that will be present in your most indispensable times. If magical was the way youd describe it, then our scanner would work the same way a human being would read a book, page by page, until you hit the final chapter and memorize it as one of your most extensive of memories, sealing it with the hardcover that now becomes an advanced barrier for your most prolific memories."

 

Based on rumours, new design and colour (Space Black), better display colour rendition and brightness perhaps (Iphones since the 6th generation had some of the best IPS displays anyways, so colour rendition is quite the uh factor), fast charging and more efficient internals, lightning now supports (USB 3.0), bottom stereo speakers is expected, improved cameras and in one case dual sensors/lenses, higher performance and basically everything youd want on the past generation Iphone. Oh and i would laugh really hard if they placed the headphone jack on the top and said "You tought it was missing eh?".

[Tieox]

What about gesture by farting, great for those who have their phones in the back pocket!

[ThinkWithPortals]

I honestly don't give a crap what they unveil. They won't be getting any of my money.

[Centurius]

I just want the Kaby Lake rMBP refresh already.

[JMSOG]

It's definitly going to be the iPhone 7. It will have fewer ports, have a faster everything, and maybe have an extra half gig of ram.

 

And, if they really do remove the headphone jack, what you will also see is the final straw that causes me to switch to an android phone at last.

[TheBestUserName]

I'm ready to replace my iPhone 6.  It's about that time for them to start selling new Macs, too. All the ones currently on the store are at least a year old.  They've been waiting on Intel processors that are appropriate for their industrial design. (That probably means won't over heat.)  

[VerticalDiscussions]

1 hour ago, JMSOG said:

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Just make sure its either a Pixel phone or a near-stock midranger priced phone like the OP3 or Axon 7, otherwise it would be a bad experience for sure. 

[Tieox]

I want an iPad which has an AI which is more sarcastic then Jeremy Clarkson

[Linx105]

I could see wireless charging becoming a thing. Also would not be surprised if they went USB-C just to troll all those aftermarket headphone makers who already started selling lightning bolt headphones. But as always whatever they reveal will be "revolutionary" .

[SpencerHalse]

iPhone 7/iPhone 6SE

Apple AirPods 

Apple Watch 2

 and i'm not sure what else/nor the names of each product

[SpencerHalse]

Here are the products that got released:

 

iPhone 7, iPhone 7 Plus

Apple Watch Series 2, Apple Watch Nike+

Apple AirPods