Funniest excuses you here from banned cheaters?

[LokiFire]

Here is one from a community i am with, i am an Admin for a BF4 & COD 4 server with !TTM!.

 

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" In Game Name: Fin
Real Name: Finley
Age: 15
Location: UK
Games played: DayZ SA, Arma 2, Arma 2 (DayZ Mod), Arma 3 ETC...

SteamID: http://steamcommunity.com/id/finleyrizo/

Reasons to Join !TTM!:
I have been in some DayZ clans in the past but all of them kind of drifted apart. I want to give it another go with playing DayZ with other people instead of on my own. I love the idea of clans in games like DayZ, Rust, ETC... I am a very helpful player and have been playing DayZ since around 2012. Even though I am 15, I am still a quite good player and would love to have some fun in playing with you guys. "

 

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" on the account you currently have we can not accept you in the clan as part of the terms and conditions of being a member of PBBans.com is we can not have any members who have cheated and a VAC ban would be seen as a cheat ban even know it was so long ago 

as its your only ban as it was so long ago I would be happy to continue with this application if you had a clean account "

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" Speaking to fin last night it has come to light that he has a few more accounts that are VAC banned. I'm not really clued up on VAC bans so someone with more knowledge may want to ask him about it.
He says they where not given for hacking but for playing against weaker players or something along that line. "

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" I can get multiple people to vouch for me that I have never cheated on CSGO and I do not intend to. Since I got a VAC ban for cheating on the past I said to never cheat again as it has caused me many problems such as this. The VAC is for smurfing in CSGO not cheating "

 

[Aytex]

[Avericious]

You might want to look into a little option called 'paste as plain text'

[DakeDravis]

One time someone tried to tell the server admins that their Brother was playing, and not him. Even though the moron was talking in chat while playing. 

 

[LokiFire]

1 minute ago, DakeDravis said:

One time someone tried to tell the server admins that their Brother was playing, and not him. Even though the moron was talking in chat while playing. 

 

Haha indeed, much like Aytex

[Jech]

My friend was using walls in comp CS, when banned he complained to me that he only used walls because the game was too hard

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/49976889.jpg

I wanted to join in on the trend...