CPU into wrong socket?

[JaZoN_XD]

What happens if you put a CPU into a socket that it's not supposed to go into? For example, the Core 2 processors have the exact same size as modern LGA1150 CPUs. Say if you manage to fit that old processor onto a LGA1150 motherboard, what would happen? (Would it blow the shit up? )

[Enderman]

it would probably short and will definitely not work, and will probably die

[AlwaysFSX]

it would probably short and will definitely not work, and will probably die

Sometimes catches on fire.. the house burns down.. your neighbors hate you.. move to another country and call yourself Paco and live your days out in misery..

[Dzzope]

It won't fit.. there are notches and corners that stop it.

 

If you did, it would be possible that you would do damage.

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EDIT: I need to point out since this has been selected as 'best answer' that this isn't my joke. It's a joke by Jeff Foxworthy and he's funny as hell.

[itachipirate]

What happens if you put a CPU into a socket that it's not supposed to go into? For example, the Core 2 processors have the exact same size as modern LGA1150 CPUs. Say if you manage to fit that old processor onto a LGA1150 motherboard, what would happen? (Would it blow the shit up? )

I'm pretty sure LGA775 has pins on the CPU, whereas LGA1150 has pins on the mono. It'd be like trying to put two male electrical plugs together

[Interfectorem]

I'm pretty sure LGA775 has pins on the CPU, whereas LGA1150 has pins on the mono. It'd be like trying to put two male electrical plugs together

LGA775 does not have pins on the CPU, it's on the motherboard.