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Would you rather fight Jen-Hsun Huang or Steve Ballmer?

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

 

One is the current CEO of NVIDIA, one is the former CEO of Microsoft.

 

Who would you fight 1-1 and why?

 

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Exactly what it says on the tin.

 

One is the current CEO of NVIDIA, one is the former CEO of Microsoft.

 

Who would you fight 1-1 and why?

 

Posted here instead of "off topic" because it's about people in tech, mods don't hurt me pls.

I'd fight Ballmer. He's fat, white, and old. The other is skinny, asian and old. I wouldnt take any risks fighting a possible Jakcie Chan :D

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Steve Ballmer. Although can I assemble a team for that? We'll be called "The D Team."

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I'll fight Ballmer, neither have done enough to anger me but Ballmer is out of shape while Huang is the most built Asian I've seen pretty much ever.

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I actually got a chance to meet Ballmer while working at the Microsoft Store, he's never without his 5 man bodyguard. Even if it's just a 1 on 1, I don't think it will end very well for me. So I'd pick nVidia's CEO. :P

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Steve needs some punchin'

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I actually got a chance to meet Ballmer while working at the Microsoft Store, he's never without his 5 man bodyguard. Even if it's just a 1 on 1, I don't think it will end very well for me. So I'd pick nVidia's CEO. :P

 

Dang, really? O.o

 

And I'd imagine Huang would have one like that too (but not for this scenario though).

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Probs fight Steve, though Steve is cray. Mr.Huang's nipples alone can probably cut diamonds. Ain't messin with ol'na-tur-ral diamond cutter nipples. 

 

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I'll fight Ballmer, neither have done enough to anger me but Ballmer is out of shape while Huang is the most built Asian I've seen pretty much ever.

I googled him and you're right.

Dayum he is built like a house.

But then again, Steve Balmer will use Dragon Shouts and I don't mean Fus Ro Dah either.... De-velop-er. And he will shout my limbs off.

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