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Here guys, i found the ultimate paste for out heating stuff: 

 

 

 

Gimme your thoughts on this XD Personally, i'll go and get some ketchup now, brb.

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didn't you know? Heinz started out as a TIM company, but realized it was a nice sauce too!

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Here guys, i found the ultimate paste for out heating stuff: 

 

 

 

Gimme your thoughts on this XD Personally, i'll go and get some ketchup now, brb.

 

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Ketchup would dry up too fast.

 

One thing that thermal paste manufactures have to think about is the longevity of the thermal paste and how long it will continue to conduct heat.

 

 

 

 

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didn't you know? Heinz started out as a TIM company, but realized it was a nice sauce too!

 

So really tomato sauce is to TIM what Quadro is to Geforce; horribly overpriced for what it delivers

Wit is educated insolence.

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So really tomato sauce is to TIM what Quadro is to Geforce; horribly overpriced for what it delivers

and delicous with a few chips. (pun intended)

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I heard mayonnaise is also strangely a good thermal paste too...

 

I just can't imagine the smell it gives off when it's constantly being heated up though.  :wacko:

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I heard mayonnaise is also strangely a good thermal paste too...

 

I just can't imagine the smell it gives off when it's constantly being heated up though.  :wacko:

The Nivea cream also gave some good results, honey too.

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That stuff would dry out quick. No one wants to change that paste every now and then.

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My question is who thought that it was a good idea to put ketchup on a CPU anyway?

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Does this mean thermal paste tastes good on a burger?

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Well no wonder the MX-2 didn't perform well. He spread it, and it never tended to perform well initially for me. It usually improved after a couple of hours for some reason.

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I don't think you would want to risk putting ketchup on your cpu and having the chance to break your cpu because of overheating.

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i wonder if he cleans the socket the kentucky way 

(1) high frame rate (2) ultra graphics settings (3) cheap...>> choose only two<<...

 

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A room constantly full of ketchup smell!!!

Why do i always get blue screens? Why not a red one for a change?

 

 

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