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Mooshi
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Oh boy, cousin was asking my opinion on some letters she got a few moments ago. Basically some church in California is sending a string of letters that claim not to read the others until you read the first. Was looking at the letter myself and it starts of with the usual God is going to bless you stuff and you've been chosen..right until the point it asks for 28 dollars to be sent back to them so they can pray you up a miracle.

 

I'm sorry, faith and prayer is free, not a send me 28 dollars crusade. Freaking scammers, man.

 

 

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I usually get the Nigerian princes emailing me, seeking help to transfer his money to a UK bank account, and i am the lucky one he chose!

Shot through the heart and you're to blame, 30fps and i'll pirate your game - Bon Jovi

Take me down to the console city where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty - Guns N' Roses

Arguing with religious people is like explaining to your mother that online games can't be paused...

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I am always getting penis extension pill emails.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

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Because you need them  ;)

Bro, I got a footlong, unlike your inch sized dick.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

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I am always getting penis extension pill emails.

How about some C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N:M-E-D-I-C-A-T-I-O-N-S?

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How about some C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N:M-E-D-I-C-A-T-I-O-N-S?

Lol I get thoes.

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This is like all the things in the world, there will be a guy that is not abusive or a spammer and such, that is with that church... then there's one guy that fucks up the whole thing, don't believe me? PC GAMING ---> Car Mechs ------> iPhone users ---> and the list goes on...

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I surprisingly never get spam.

YOU PROBABLY NEVER SEE IT.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

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Bro, I got a footlong, unlike your inch sized dick.

You are Asian though :P

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You are Asian though :P

That doesn't mean I can have a large dick.

 

even though my brother's is tiny. And I mean tiny. Like worm sized.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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That doesn't mean I can have a large dick.

 

even though my brother's is tiny. And I mean tiny. Like worm sized.

Someone looks at his brother's dick lel (just busting your balls :P)

 

And you may want to fix what I bolded, or else you are feeding right into our stereotype.

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Someone looks at his brother's dick lel (just busting your balls :P)

 

And you may want to fix what I bolded, or else you are feeding right into our stereotype.

Dude, my brother's so weird. Sometimes at random at home, he just rips his pants off and whips out the dickfold.

 

What is bolded? I can't see. The forum is really buggy for me.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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Dude, my brother's so weird. Sometimes at random at home, he just rips his pants off and whips out the dickfold.

 

What is bolded? I can't see. The forum is really buggy for me.

Now that's pretty weird.

I bolded where you said "That doesn't mean I can have a large dick." The word can should be can't :D

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Now that's pretty weird.

I bolded where you said "That doesn't mean I can have a large dick." The word can should be can't :D

Now I feel like a slut.

"If it has tits or tires, at some point you will have problems with it." -@vinyldash303

this is probably the only place i'll hang out anymore: http://linustechtips.com/main/topic/274320-the-long-awaited-car-thread/

 

Current Rig: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600, Abit IN9-32MAX nForce 680i board, Galaxy GT610 1GB DDR3 gpu, Cooler Master Mystique 632S Full ATX case, 1 2TB Seagate Barracuda SATA and 1x200gb Maxtor SATA drives, 1 LG SATA DVD drive, Windows 10. All currently runs like shit :D 

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