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petition for war?

awepicness
By awepicness
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So apparently there's a petition on whitehouse.gov to declare war on Canada... needs 100,000 signatures by September 14 and at the time I'm posting this, the petition has only 28 signatures

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/declare-war-canada/n9yTHjrB

It's obviously a joke but the creator of the petition has a strange sense of humor.

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Why the hell would the US declare war on Canada? They are America's hat!

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The hell? I know it's a joke, but seriously?

 

Why the hell would the US declare war on Canada? They are America's hat!

I guess maple syrup is getting a little too expensive for the US. :P

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i'll sign it if I'm allowed

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100,000 signatures for the White House to even look at it. Not for it to happen. Otherwise a president would be impeached every 2 weeks...

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If I am not mistaken, the votes needed for those petitions are only for the executive branch to even acknowledge the topic. They will "look at it" once the lower limit is met.

 

Edit: Goddamn it, sniped again lol!

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If I am not mistaken, the votes needed for those petitions are only for the executive branch to even acknowledge the topic. They will "look at it" once the lower limit is met.

 

Edit: Goddamn it, sniped again lol!

This'll be their reaction - it's the best image I could find, so go with it.

obama-laugh-crop.jpg

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lol what a joke, just attack a country for no given reason.

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Lets take on Madagascar. They have to be up to no good...  :ph34r:

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I would be ok with canada becoming part of the US. we would get rid of that goof monopoly money that they have. plus, they would get US amazon benefits and shipping rates. 

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go sign up against the ISIL if you want to taste war, it tastes like red Vanilla! 

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Lets take on Madagascar. They have to be up to no good...  :ph34r:

pirates n' shiet mang

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