New Nvidia Product for 379 $

[niofalpha]

 

 

Up to 50 NVIDIA hardware products, (ARV - $397 USD)

This was in the terms and conditions of Ultimate Quest. I assume it's a revamp of the Shield, because on the GeForce site on the Game Stream tab it says 

 

 

Unauthorized Access

 

 

What are your thoughts on this?

 

Sorry if this is in the wrong section. I didn't know whether to put this in General Discussion or here. 

[SAV1OUR]

pretty sure this is just for the new tablet

[RelentlessAF]

pretty sure this is just for the new tablet

Or maybe it's a new Nvidia Toothbrush with advanced physics that use haptic feedback to clean your teeth using Nvidia's bleeding edge new Tegra 5 processor.

[Syntaxvgm]

I would think that's the NVIDIA screen bezel. 

[Syntaxvgm]

Or maybe it's a new Nvidia Toothbrush with advanced physics that use haptic feedback to clean your teeth using Nvidia's bleeding edge new Tegra 5 processor.

It's PhysX. And oral b can't have it. 

[RelentlessAF]

It's PhysX. And oral b can't have it. 

Nope just regular Physics, they tried to cram the ability to render paper flying around but they felt the product had enough pointless features.

[Syntaxvgm]

Nope just regular Physics, they tried to cram the ability to render paper flying around but they felt the product had enough pointless features.

Nvidia has to add letters to things to make them cool. G-Sync. Physx. 

[RelentlessAF]

Nvidia has to add letters to things to make them cool. G-Sync. Physx. 

That's why it's going to be released as the Nvidia T-Brush. Because tooth is just too mainstream.

[niofalpha]

Or maybe it's a new Nvidia Toothbrush with advanced physics that use haptic feedback to clean your teeth using Nvidia's bleeding edge new Tegra 5 processor.

If this happened the Nvidia Stock would sky rocket...

[RelentlessAF]

If this happened the Nvidia Stock would sky rocket...

I have no doubt people would actually buy it, and it would be completely shameless.

[Kukielka]

Or maybe it's a new Nvidia Toothbrush with advanced physics that use haptic feedback to clean your teeth using Nvidia's bleeding edge new Tegra 5 processor.

 

#RazerToaster (Yes, this is a thing)

[aEi1aesainee2]

Or maybe it's a new Nvidia Toothbrush with advanced physics that use haptic feedback to clean your teeth using Nvidia's bleeding edge new Tegra 5 processor.

I'd buy that for a dollar

[Kukielka]

I'd buy that for a dollar

 

Fuck, now I have that catchy song from The quick brown Fox in the head.

[Fetzie]

Introducing nVidia T-Sync

 

nVidia has a long-standing relationship with the kettle industry (somebody has to make the cups of tea and coffee for the office), and is pleased to announce the T-Sync. This revolutionary technology works hand-in-hand with your graphics card to have a cup of tea or coffee ready when you have reached an appropriate point in the game. No longer will you have to run to the kitchen hoping you remembered to "pause" the game or after calling out to your team mates that you have to go AFK for an emergency when you remember that you put a coffee pot on the stove or a tea bag in a mug, only to find that the spoon has dissolved and the drink is so strong it resembles the primordial soup from which life on earth started.

 

For the low price of just $379, you too will never need to miss any gaming action because of a mistimed mug of tea or coffee.

[ShadowCaptain]

Introducing nVidia T-Sync

 

 

 

Being British I approve of this, and would like one