review of Galaxy S5 (you will facepalm)

[JewishBacon]

im switching carriers from sprint to someone else in august.  I saw this on the S5 page on T-mobiles website. Oh the facepalm. 

 

need more battery life, put batter free apps

 

Need more camera mega pixels like 25, make a different disight on the Samsung s6, make the battery charger more faster charging, make the battery and phone not to get hot, make the screan more stronger, like it will not Crack when you drop it,and s catch proof, I hop the s6 will come litter earlier this years, make it better, make the signal more batter, make the scream turn on little faster.

Pros: 4g, long battery life, music, volume level, touch screen, easy to use, processor, WiFi, memory, durable,keyboard, GPS, fun games, large screen, great web browsing, great for texting, useful apps, speakerphone

Cons: processor, buggy, keyboard, screen, camera, touchscreen, volume level, bulky, speakerphone, heavy,memory, expensive, hard to use, web browsing, battery

I would recommend this to a friend!

 

 

12 morons found this review helpful.  

 

Also.  can I buy a tmobile phone upfront for cheaper than paying monthly for it?  if not that may be a deal killer for me....

[WunderWuffle]

Oh yeah, I actually saw that review when looking at phones! I lost a few brain cells while I was reading that a while back..

[Antistatic12]

oh dear.

[TheNinjaNextDor]

I bet he was paid to write a review that good.

[Katsu-K1L]

if i had a cancer gun....

[adman29]

Well, I think I may have lost brain cells after reading that. Also at t-mobile as far as I'm aware, buying the phone upfront will be cheaper, or be the same price as you'd pay going with monthly payments, but it's on a phone by phone basis. 

[Charger]

"catch proof" yes more catch proof phones would be nice

[JewishBacon]

i want a phone with a solid gold screen and a body made out of neutron star cores.  I refuse to settle for anything else! 

[Darkman]

 

I hop the s6 will come litter earlier this years, make it better, make the signal more batter, make the scream turn on little faster.

Ummm.... I hop, litter earlier this years, signal more batter, scream turn on little faster.

What have I sorted together? Poor brain of mine, you'll recover soon. Don't worry.

[nishank93]

I think the best part is some of the pros are cons.