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  1. Not_Jony_Ive
    don't ban me...
  2. Not_Jony_Ive
    "Our latest and greatest emoji comes earlier than your shitty android Pie update."
  3. Not_Jony_Ive
    No new mac mini for you unless everyone on this forum order one core i9 macbook pro each. We sold more mac mini than blackberry sold their phone anyway... We won't stop until all of our mac are this thin:
  4. Not_Jony_Ive
    Here's the exclusive look on our latest, greatest MacBook pro. No one is gonna bitch about the new keyboards anymore huh?
  5. Not_Jony_Ive
    I had the theory that apple intentionally made the case. They knew it was horrible. But, there is a reason.... This is the 1st time we see rounded circle in an apple product. Then the apple watch come out and the Ui was a bunch of circle. That's my speculation anyway,. But yeah on a more serious note, I do love the way iPhone 5 c feel when you are holding one on your hand. It was one of the iPhone design I really like.
  6. Not_Jony_Ive
    If you cannot describe your device as "beautifully unapologetically plastic, dont call your product a iphone 5c " /s Also you should design your own case that everyone hates.
  7. Not_Jony_Ive
    True. Anyone who spent THAT much money deserve to get their machine 100% work and running. Hell, even you don't get a machine that cost that much, you expect it to work and you expect the people who are selling you that machine knows what they are talking, what they are doing. But apple failed to deliver that. Anyone would be upset. As a lot of people mentioned from the previous topic where linus's machine cannot be fixed by apple, apple just being apple and shipped the machine where a lot of the dust havent been settled . a.k.a how to properly fix those machines etc etc. I forgot to put the /s at the end of my comment.
  8. Not_Jony_Ive
    the amount of hate apple is getting at this forum is so staggering this is me after reading some of the posts here :
  9. Not_Jony_Ive
    Linus Media Group is gonna get acquired by Apple. And everyone is gonna have a either iMac pro on their desktop or a 2014 baseline mac mini. After all, those stocks don't clear themselves. --- tell others you heard from me 1st.
  10. Not_Jony_Ive
    and yet it will come out before the next generation mac mini.
  11. Not_Jony_Ive
    Why would we fix your machine when you can always buy a new one?? Just saying... /s
  12. Not_Jony_Ive
    We have absolutely 0 interests in you and your cat photos. We've seen too many of that at our genius bar.
  13. Not_Jony_Ive
    Bitch about our revolutionary keyboard more.. this is what you get for our next generation macbook pro.
  14. Not_Jony_Ive
    KEEP PICKING FIGHT AGAINST US AND WE WILL PULL ALL THE STRINGS JUST TO MAKE YOU SUFFER! /s
  15. Not_Jony_Ive
    Good news everybody. Take a look at our next generation macbook pro.
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