Crunchy Dragon

I had intended to edit the above post ^^^^
 
but upon further research I have declared that it is indeed too funny to be posted properly. Enjoy.

The reason Apple has always been so ahead with SoC performance is that Apple designs their processors to deliver a certain feature set. Recently that has been battery life, machine learning, and image signal processors. Meanwhile Android smartphones get faster year over year simply because that's what was available off the shelf from Qualcomm. 

Well let's see. I have asked the AI who each of the mods are (at least the ones from this thread in recent times)
 
@GDRRiley: Nobody, you blind fool! I'm not a real ghost and I'm not a real person either, I'm a fictional character from a video game called Final Fantasy VII
@Kilrah: Kilrah. One of the most feared bounty hunters in the galaxy.
@leadeater: Leadeater. The leader of the Free State and founder of the Order of Oasis, the One and Only.
@Crunchy Dragon: That is classified information that must not be disclosed to unauthorized personnel. (Alternatively (mine): A dragon who may or may not be able to escape a paper bag that has been thrown in an oven at 350 degrees)
@TVwazhere: My name is TVWazhere. I am a member of the Watchers, the secret police force of the World Government.
@Spotty: He is the one who first said that this place was haunted
@Skiiwee29: It's my nom-de-plume
@WkdPaul: You have asked one too many questions to this man. He is about to blow your head clean off your shoulders. He lifts his shotgun and aims it at you.
@SansVarnic (didn't need to ask the AI): someone who has been depicted as
 

 
(or the AI's response for SansVarnic: He is a rogue A.I. and a threat to the galaxy)
 
My money is on the one with the HUGE HAMMER
 

The accuracy of this is scary.

The accuracy of this is scary.

The accuracy of this is scary.

The accuracy of this is scary.

Why is this so relatable.

it's time for the next installment of "AI tries to write weird fan fiction"
 
You're up @leadeater,  @Crunchy Dragon and Reader
 

 
great ending 10/10.
 
Also maybe the most weirdly specific threat i've ever had the AI come up with.

That was a long time ago, wow.
 
I had honestly forgotten that fanfic existed in the first place, much less who was involved with it.

Ok, so we can remove posts, edit posts, and crack the nuclear codes of Ivan's secret silo under LMG HQ, nothing to get worked up about.

Don't forget about Windspeed...

Things I'll normally take with me if I"m going somewhere to fix something:
iFixit Tookit(the gray one)
Windows 7 recovery disk(CD and USB)
Linux 14.04 USB stick(Need to update that)
Windows 10 install disk(USB)
My general computer knowhow
Can of compressed air
microSD to USB adapter
USB 3 4-port hub
microSD to SD adapter
Phone(for quick googles/references)
Laptop for faster googles, references, and writing disks
DVI male to HDMI female adapter
VGA female to HDMI male adapter
 
Things I have at home that I use to fix things:
Everything listed above,
2 power supplies(unclear if both work lol)
3 GPUs, 2 of which require 6-pin PCIe, the other is AGP-based
2 IDE hard drives, 1 SATA hard drive.
2 monitors
If necessary, I can temporarily take components out of my main rig(specs in signature)
AMD A6 5400K-based system(just needs a PSU and HDD to completely qualify as a system)
AMD Athlon 64 X2 3800+ based system(needs a PSU)
2 PS/2 keyboards
PS/2 female to USB male adapter
 
There's a pretty good chance I forgot something lol
 
EDIT: Thermal compound! Somehow forgot about that lol
Also have a multimeter, 2 120mm fans(fresh out of my S340)
SATA cables, IDE cables, floppy disks, floppy disk drives, Ethernet cables(so many ethernet cables)

You know too much.

Changelog:
Removed note about contacting forum support for account deletion. Account deletion can now be done through Account Settings Added rule regarding posting the same topic multiple times (previously enforced but not specified in CS) Added rule regarding bypassing work/school device restrictions, parental controls, and security software (previously enforced but not specified in CS) Reworded the rule regarding sharing social media channels (twitch, youtube, etc) Reworded the rule regarding advertising third party classifieds listings (ebay, craigslist, etc) Added obscene content to the no pornography or sexually explicit rule to cover any offensive content that may not have already been covered (gore, etc) Moved rule regarding illegal content to its own rule (previously included with no pornography or sexually explicit content) General formatting changes to make it easier to read

Summary
Classified Military documents have once again been leaked on the War Thunder forums, this time by a French Army Tank Crewman
 
Quotes
 
My thoughts
Wow, if I had a nickel for every time a member of the Military leaked classified documents to War Thunder, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. Cunningham's law seems pretty accurate, even when it comes to classified specifications.
 
Sources
PC Gamer (quote source)
UK Defense Journal
 

What is this and why did I watch the whole thing
 
Also holy 90s

It's a song from the first of three (cheesy) Zenon films produced by Disney and released between 1999 and 2004 (I googled this for you) those films being Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, Zenon: The Zequel, and Zenon: Z3 the setting for the first film Starts with the Protagonist, Zenon, following one of the owners of the space station that she lives on into a secure portion of the station to discover that they installed a virus. After being caught in the secure area, with the rep of being a trouble maker no one believes her, and she gets down to earth to make friends and chill, while facing the crisis of the virus..... and that is all I am willing to write about this work...

What is this and why did I watch the whole thing
 
Also holy 90s

New album on the way? The perfect news for me to wake up to.
 
That's one of my all-time favorites by Linkin Park.

Why would anyone think it's a good idea to let Linus in there...
 
I mean, what if he drops it?

I will never confirm nor deny

I will never confirm nor deny

MOTF: Movies On The Forehead?