Jeroen1322

Well i don't have a problem with watching porn on a malware-free website  

That is your call and tbh I do not judge If that keeps you happy then more power to you  

Well i don't have a problem with watching porn on a malware-free website  

Wow, that you are complaining.... 

Wow, that you are complaining.... 

Given your post history...
 

Well, you've come a long way since you posted on here last... I removed like 4 errors, but I seriously cannot get the final one- An end of file error. Everything looks to be fine. All brackets are closed, semicolons are there, no random quotes. You might have to play with this some more. I might just be missing something... Heredocs seriously screw with my brain for some reason... Anyways, commented code for your perusal:
 

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. 
 
Disclaimer: While this may be one of the most out-of-place reviews you could possibly see on such a forum, I want to make it clear that this is an actual review for a real product, and not in any way shape or form an advertisement. It is evidenced by my account that I am not a Spam Bot, and this is not an advertisement. It was a fun and unique idea, and something I felt I would genuinely like to share. 
 
 
 
Back in August of 2014, I picked up my first bottle of Head & Shoulders™ Dandruff Shampoo. For a long time now, I've had trouble with dandruff. I've never had lice, but I have always dealt with a very dry scalp. Often times it would be excessively itchy, and normal washing with traditional shampoo did little to remedy this. I was never one to be unhygienic.I showered daily in the Summer, and every two days in the Winter. Some will argue this is too much, others will argue it's too little. Regardless, I never went too long with a bath. Yet I still suffered from dandruff. My shirts would have "stains" on the shoulders from my hair, and it would take washing them thoroughly to remove them. If I would comb my hair, it would almost appear to be snowing in front of me. This is not a pretty image. It had gotten to the point where I was in my garage, using my air compressor's gun. I was cleaning out my Computer Case, and hit myself with the gun to cool off for a moment. This was days before I purchased my first bottle. It appeared to be working, and for fives minutes straight I sprayed my hair, and "scrubbed" it with a hair brush. Yet it never stopped. It was still dirty, and my head was still itchy. I was desperate to fix this problem. 
 
I went to my local grocery store, and found a 23oz bottle of said product. It was $13, and a 23oz bottle can easily last me two months. I figured I'd give it a shot. Here's a rundown of the pros and cos of this product.
 
Pros:
Very nicely designed bottle. it doesn't look any different from a traditional shampoo bottle. Very large bottle for a very affordable price. (Prices will vary.) It uses a clicking lid to keep it closed, rather than some friction-based caps I have used before.  It doesn't smell bad. (Will expand on this in cons.) It is a very thick liquid, which means when pouring some out, it doesn't rush out of the bottle.  Of course, no products are perfect, so have the cons too.
 
Cons:
It doesn't smell "good." The product doesn't by any means smell bad, but it doesn't have the great smell of some other brands. It's scent is feint, but clean.  The lid of the bottle feels as if it could easily snap off if you're not careful.   
Yes, there's really not much more I can say here.
 
However. None of this is important if the product doesn't do what it's advertised to. Does it?
 
Yes.
 
With my first shower using this product, I rinsed my hair in the water, getting it very wet. I applied a small amount of this to my hair, and began to scrub. Within moments, my entire head was chilling. The cold, freezing sensation i felt from it was unreal almost, as I hadn't experienced anything like it before. It felt like sticking your head in front of a fan after getting out of the shower. It felt very good though, and I knew either I was going to die, or this was a good sign. I hoped for the latter. I continued to give my head a strong scrub, and was very thorough. That rinse was one of the best rinses I have ever had during a shower. 
 
Because this was in August of 2014, I was showering daily. It was always enjoyable to use this product, even if just to see if it works. I was seeing positive results within a few days. After a week? My dandruff was gone. My scalp felt especially clean, and I couldn't have been happier. Rather than stop using the product, I finished up the bottle. It was at the end of October that I finished it up, and was more than pleased at the results. It only took a week of actively using it before it was entirely gone. Mind you, this; dandruff, is something i have dealt with for years. Here we are, four months later, and I am back to using my regular shampoos. There have been no signs of dandruff whatsoever, and I couldn't be happier. 
 
Verdict: Head & Shoulders™ Dandruff Shampoo did exactly as it was advertised, and my dandruff was gone within a week of usage. For anybody with dandruff, I absolutely recommend this product. 
 
10/10

Q: How many meth users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. 1 holds the lightbulb and 3 smoke until the room spins.
 
 
 
Oh.... math jokes..   

Q: How many meth users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. 1 holds the lightbulb and 3 smoke until the room spins.
 
 
 
Oh.... math jokes..   

Q: How many meth users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. 1 holds the lightbulb and 3 smoke until the room spins.
 
 
 
Oh.... math jokes..   

Just try it.. It depends on a lot of factors, we can't just guess it!

Just try it.. It depends on a lot of factors, we can't just guess it!

Just try it.. It depends on a lot of factors, we can't just guess it!

Q: How many meth users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. 1 holds the lightbulb and 3 smoke until the room spins.
 
 
 
Oh.... math jokes..   

Q: How many meth users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 4. 1 holds the lightbulb and 3 smoke until the room spins.
 
 
 
Oh.... math jokes..   

This is my personal website, it isn't really meant to be serious  
 
www.jeroengrooten.nl
 
Most of the text is in Dutch but once you visit the site you'll be fine using it while not understanding Dutch ;P

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I've heard that Austin's nipple is bullet proof. 

This is my personal website, it isn't really meant to be serious  
 
www.jeroengrooten.nl
 
Most of the text is in Dutch but once you visit the site you'll be fine using it while not understanding Dutch ;P

This is my personal website, it isn't really meant to be serious  
 
www.jeroengrooten.nl
 
Most of the text is in Dutch but once you visit the site you'll be fine using it while not understanding Dutch ;P

Thanks!  
 
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This is my personal website, it isn't really meant to be serious  
 
www.jeroengrooten.nl
 
Most of the text is in Dutch but once you visit the site you'll be fine using it while not understanding Dutch ;P

This is my personal website, it isn't really meant to be serious  
 
www.jeroengrooten.nl
 
Most of the text is in Dutch but once you visit the site you'll be fine using it while not understanding Dutch ;P