The Wall of Shame
People love "battlestation" pictures. Some love their battlestations....others; apparently not to much. I'm going to start collecting and showcasing set ups that people clearly put no effort into presentation. I've tried to not grab ones that were posted satirically. It's like a discount 'we roast your worse setups' series that LTT did.
If your set up appears on this list....that's your fault, take it as a hint to clean it up!
Some pictures came from this forum, others came from r/battlestations
let's get to it.
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starting with a classic and yet completely unironic cringe-dungeon
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"yeah, i own guns!"
sooooo many people on /r/battlestations that just HAVE to get their guns in the picture....
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Paper towel so convenient that the keyboard tray and back of the desk are dusty as hell
Could have at least moved your bin out of frame.
Also waaaaaaaaaaaayy too many pill bottles, they are everywhere
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Empty the bin!.....and also, move it out of frame when taking a picture.
There's even an empty Ben and Jerry's container on the cardboard box, seems to be the only thing not in the bin (if you could even fit it)
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"i'm 13 and yeah i drink"
also toilet paper
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just everything about this, why are there so many lotions?
why is there a bowl with a whisk on top of your computer?
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"i don't move anything, because i know where everything is"
only good thing i can say about this; "it's not dusty"
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Another picture with a bin in frame...and trash ON the desk.
I can't help but feel this is a victim of tunnel vision "look at my new CPU and GPU" while ignoring everything else around it
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Could have at least taken the picture from a different angle so we don't see that poor wall. also clean that glass window. I know some cases have a "smokey" finish, but it's not supposed to make your computer look like it's actually on fire inside.
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- rag
- that's it
not a great look. think of the image of a sterotypical gamer and oyu will know why i dislike seeing rags, toilet paper, paper towls etc ON the desk. especially when none of them are particularly clean
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- Professional rags (what ever that means)
- that's it
also that stupid warning sign in the top right.... really?
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Before taking a photo....Clean. Up. your. TRASH
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Trash and uneaten food on the right. would have been sooooo easy to just pan the camera slightly to the left.....or just take it off the desk.
some of those cables make me uneasy with how tight they are
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I spy toilet paper behind that right monitor.
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You might think i was going to mention the crap on top of the desk. I mean, yeah it's bad.
Not as bad as the bin full of tissue under the desk on the left....
also...bucket?
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i call this "fire hazard"
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christ, where do i start?
the dirty as fuck mouse pad, keyboard and monitor?
the gross side window?
the trash on the left?
or what looks like a blood splatter on the wall?
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the rare potato camera and somehow something that looks even more like blood than the last one
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I almost didn't put this one in, but i do have questions about that subwoofer being pointed right at your crotch. An actual vibrator would be cheaper and more discrete you know?
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So close and yet some very dirty mousepads
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but not as dirty as this one, wtf
also trash!
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Not just 1, but 2 toilet paper rolls
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"i can "DIY" my own stand, but i don't know what a vacuum cleaner is"
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Shame the rest of the house doesn't get the kind of care and attention as the desk
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Books are probably the easiest things to clean up and look presentable, how did you fuck it up?
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No, you're not doing LED lights right
i have no idea what is even happening on the right side so i can't comment
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Such a beautiful setup......and you ruined it by using a chair on bare carpet, get a chair mat....please. that's some good looking carpet, don't destroy it.
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