People love "battlestation" pictures. Some love their battlestations....others; apparently not to much. I'm collecting and showcasing set ups that people clearly put no effort into presentation. I've tried to not grab ones that were posted satirically. It's like a discount 'we roast your worse setups' series that LTT did.

 

If your set up appears on this list....that's your fault, take it as a hint to clean it up!

Some pictures came from this forum, others came from r/battlestations

 

This is Part 2 of a potentially ongoing blog

you can find Part 1 here

 

lets go!

 

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we're going to start off with 2 not so bad ones, it's just....so easy to fix

 

 

why is your AIO upside down?????

 

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What absolute monster uses a single monitor in portrait mode?

 

 

You might think "well maybe they are a developer", but the title was "this is my 10-year old brother's new setup" so i have doubts

also the tiniest mousepad ever

 

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I know glass desks are hard to cable manage by virtue that they are see through....but even a tiny attempt would have been appreciated. Especially given the PC sitting next to the desk.

 

 

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You wouldn't happen to be resting your feet ON the wall under your desk would you? (this was 1 photo of a set of photos)

 

 

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I really hope that brown stain on the black shelf is paint and not poop. Though given the absolute state of that grotty remote, i can't really be sure.

 

just wipe things down before you take your photos, that's all i ask, that keyboard is distracting.

 

 

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speaking of poop.....why is the cat litter box in the same room as your PC? your cat is clearly walking all over your desk and that cat paw litter dust is going to have poop and urine in it, and now it's all over your desk. that candle is going to be working overtime. but seriously that is just unhygienic

 

 

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I don't know where to start with this one. The shredded chair, the massively bowing desk, or the desk being infront of  some other storage unit

 

 

 

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dust! i don't even care that the surface on the right is cracked, just wipe it off at least before taking the photo, you even acknowledged it when you posted it.

 

 

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There is more trash than computer on the "desk" (that's about to fucking break), doesn't look like it has been vacuumed in months and whats with the random picture hangers still on the wall, but nothing atteched to them?

 

cute cat though.

 

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So many docment organisers.....and somehow you decided to leave that thicc stack just hanging off the edge?

 

 

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guy got a brand new mac mini and wanted to show it off. got that pristine white apple keyboard....and the grossest (ex)white microsoft mouse i think i've ever seen. sure hope that mousepad has some design on it i can't make it and that it's ot hand grease.

 

 

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Gross mousepad, gross floor, gross desk.

 

Maybe the worst part is the KRK rockit speaker on it's side with no obvious right channel. such a waste

 

 

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The trash....the chair....the even more trash...why?

 

 

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"the right side of my floor is my bin".....of course they drink monster energy, bet their name is Kyle. Wonder what colour that carpet is meant to be? i can see about 4 different colours within in.

 

 

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Maybe not as bad as THIS though.

 

Used paper plates UNDER the desk on the floor, gross wall on the right, potential blood splatter over the monitor, the bottle of cheetos....maybe he rubs his fingers clean on the wall?

 

 

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couldn't just remove the empty sauce bottle?

 

 

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Few things wrong with this one. Backwards PC, that chair, unvacuumed carpet.....that atrocious power point placement

 

 

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Dusty af keyboard....and please tell me those scars on the left arm aren't what i think they are, could have maybe done without showing those.

 

 

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At first i was going to criticize this one for the gross looking desk, but turns out that's just one of those marbled counter tops.....almost scrolled past, but then realised this guy's PC is set up in the laundry. with the washing machine under the desk (so fuck leg room) and the ironing board in the peeling paint corner.

 

 

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Tissues on the radiator (seriously why?) bucket underneath, a chair that looks like it was gotten for free despite the colossal PC next to the desk, do you have money or not?

 

 

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just....trash.....so much trash.

 

 

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This one was fine, until i released the desk is crooked as hell, it's not even close to being parallel to the wall. i'm not crazy right?

 

 

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Why do these people always drink monster energy?

 

i can't pick the worst thing, the chair, the desk, the trash, the cum rags on the desk, the cum rags on the floor, or what looks like a little baggie of actual narcotics

 

 

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i need a shower now.