I require gerbils

[You_are_a_cunt]

http://www.petsmart.com/live-pet/live-small-pets/

$12 a pop. 

[HKZeroFive]

Nice try Richard Gere.

 

No, seriously, that senior prank idea is dumb. I'm not even one of those "animal people" but making their lives miserable for a stupid prank is not worth it at all... not to mention that at least a few will potentially die. Why not get some water balloons like a normal person?

[You_are_a_cunt]

4 minutes ago, HKZeroFive said:

Nice try Richard Gere.

 

No, seriously, that senior prank idea is dumb. I'm not even one of those "animal people" but making their lives miserable for a stupid prank is not worth it at all... not to mention that at least a few will potentially die. Why not get some water balloons like a normal person?

Not to mention it's illegal

[HKZeroFive]

1 minute ago, revsilverspine said:

Not to mention it's illegal

The law hasn't stopped people from doing stupid things before.

[You_are_a_cunt]

Just now, HKZeroFive said:

The law hasn't stopped people from doing stupid things before.

We're talking about releasing 1000 rodents into a populated area. That's something people will notice.

[HKZeroFive]

1 minute ago, revsilverspine said:

We're talking about releasing 1000 rodents into a populated area. That's something people will notice.

I'd imagine that's why they call it a "prank".

[You_are_a_cunt]

1 minute ago, HKZeroFive said:

I'd imagine that's why they call it a "prank".

Yeah, saying it was "just a prank" won't hold up in court

[HKZeroFive]

2 minutes ago, revsilverspine said:

Yeah, saying it was "just a prank" won't hold up in court

People seem to think so.

 

It was just a prank bro!

*gets shot*

[Timbs]

54 minutes ago, revsilverspine said:

We're talking about releasing 1000 rodents into a populated area. That's something people will notice.

Thats why I will do it at like 3 in the morning when nobody is at school. They would only be in there for a few hours. Not a big deal. Plus they will only be in like either thr library or the gym. 

[AshleyAshes]

1) Few animal retailers would have 1000 of any small mammal available to sell.

2) Even if they did, they would probably see a dumb fuck teenager with a shit eating grin on his face and go 'On second thought, get the hell out, we aren't selling to you, because whatever this is for gets the police knocking on our door.'.

3) This would be expensive.

4) 1000 gerbils would be logistically complicated.  They won't exactly come in one big box mixed in with packing peanuts.

[Dash Lambda]

31 minutes ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

That's why I will do it at like 3 in the morning when nobody is at school. They would only be in there for a few hours. Not a big deal. Plus they will only be in like either the library or the gym. 

Let me get this straight: You plan to go to the school at night (or rather early morning) when nobody is there, have the gerbils run around in one or two rooms while nobody's looking for a few hours, and get them out before anyone shows up? Your prank is to have the satisfaction of filling a room with gerbils without anyone knowing?

... Uh...

[Statik]

4 hours ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I'm going to let 1000 gerbils loose in my school for Senior Prank

I do recall a situation where kids bought a pig, greased it up, and let it loose in the school. It eventually over stressed out and died. And if I'm not mistaken there were charges or some pretty serious shit went down because it was classified as animal abuse/negligence. I have a feeling letting loose thousands of small rat like creatures would have a similar downfall.

[Nuluvius]

5 hours ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I'm going to let 1000 gerbils loose in my school for Senior Prank

You really need to grow up and get a life.

[yathis]

Why dont you breed gerbils?

[Nuluvius]

59 minutes ago, Statik said:

I do recall a situation where kids bought a pig, greased it up, and let it loose in the school.

Greased it up?

[yathis]

8 minutes ago, Nuluvius said:

Greased it up?

To cause havok and a mess

 

Its a good prank, either one.

[yathis]

2 hours ago, revsilverspine said:

http://www.petsmart.com/live-pet/live-small-pets/

$12 a pop. 

Thats retail

[Statik]

14 minutes ago, Nuluvius said:

Greased it up?

Covered it in butter, or w/e so it was super greasy and slippery and no one could catch it. 

[Timbs]

1 hour ago, Dash Lambda said:

Let me get this straight: You plan to go to the school at night (or rather early morning) when nobody is there, have the gerbils run around in one or two rooms while nobody's looking for a few hours, and get them out before anyone shows up? Your prank is to have the satisfaction of filling a room with gerbils without anyone knowing?

... Uh...

No, theyd stay in there for the eentirety of the day. People would obviously see.

[Timbs]

43 minutes ago, Nuluvius said:

You really need to grow up and get a life.

I've never done badass shit in my life so this is my only chance. Its either the gerbils or the lawnmower idea I had. 

[Timbs]

39 minutes ago, yathis said:

Why dont you breed gerbils?

I don't have the knowledge.

[Dash Lambda]

3 minutes ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

No, theyd stay in there for the eentirety of the day. People would obviously see.

How long is your school day? You said you'd put them there at around 3 in the morning and they'd be there for a few hours, they'd probably be there for four hours before school even starts.

Which either way is horrible.

 

EDIT:

1 minute ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I've never done badass shit in my life so this is my only chance. Its either the gerbils or the lawnmower idea I had. 

This is not badass. It's pointless, juvenile animal abuse. The lawnmower idea is better.

Only senior prank I've ever heard of that I'd consider badass is the balloon one I mentioned.

[yathis]

Just now, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I don't have the knowledge.

There is not much knowledge to know.

Buy a male, buy a femalke, give them a nice cage, feed them, give them water.

[Tsuki]

7 hours ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I'm going to let 1000 gerbils loose in my school for Senior Prank

do frogs. they are easier top get in bulk, cause less damage, and people dont get as mad when they end up getting wild animal.

OR let 3 oiled up pigs loose and label them 1,2,4

[dcb-z]

Last year the seniors at my school showed up early with boxes of crickets they bought at Wal-Mart and released them at the school. Half of the senior class was barred from graduating and faced multiple misdemeanor charges.