I require gerbils

[yathis]

Snakes would be best

and Rats

[Timbs]

2 hours ago, Dash Lambda said:

How long is your school day? You said you'd put them there at around 3 in the morning and they'd be there for a few hours, they'd probably be there for four hours before school even starts.

Which either way is horrible.

 

EDIT:

This is not badass. It's pointless, juvenile animal abuse. The lawnmower idea is better.

Only senior prank I've ever heard of that I'd consider badass is the balloon one I mentioned.

Balloons are pussy shit. Live animals shitting on the ground is badass. And yeah after a talk with my brothers wife I probably will do something else because 1000 gerbils are expensive. Me and my friends will probably do a makeshift demolition derby in the gym with riding lawnmowers with the blades taken off.

[Dash Lambda]

1 hour ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

Balloons are pussy shit. Live animals shitting on the ground is badass. And yeah after a talk with my brothers wife I probably will do something else because 1000 gerbils are expensive. Me and my friends will probably do a makeshift demolition derby in the gym with riding lawnmowers with the blades taken off.

Spoken like a true high-school kid.

Dumping 1000 gerbils into the school is just ruining the lives of 1000 gerbils and making a mess for everyone else because "it's a prank."

Having a demolition derby in the gym is just going out of your way to mess up and possibly even damage school property.

Filling an entire classroom with thousands of balloons and leaving a pushpin with a note that says "you'll need this" is in the same spirit as filling the doorway with concrete and leaving a jeweler's hammer, except it doesn't ruin anyone's day. It's an actual joke, and it's one that took a lot of effort and a little cleverness.

[dcb-z]

2 hours ago, yathis said:

Snakes would be best

and Rats

worse*

[Timbs]

1 hour ago, Dash Lambda said:

Spoken like a true high-school kid.

Dumping 1000 gerbils into the school is just ruining the lives of 1000 gerbils and making a mess for everyone else because "it's a prank."

Having a demolition derby in the gym is just going out of your way to mess up and possibly even damage school property.

Filling an entire classroom with thousands of balloons and leaving a pushpin with a note that says "you'll need this" is in the same spirit as filling the doorway with concrete and leaving a jeweler's hammer, except it doesn't ruin anyone's day. It's an actual joke, and it's one that took a lot of effort and a little cleverness.

Honestly I would be livid if I walked into my classroom and had to pop a bunch of balloons. The gerbil thing was partly me fucking around, but was in the back of my head. The demolition derby would be a ring in the gym and would be like an assembly type thing. We might even try and do it on the football field if they'll let us. 

[straight_stewie]

11 hours ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

I have actually thought of that. My initial plan was to save maybe 4-5, and give the rest away. I have a few friends who love animals that would love some. I could create a business selling gerbils.

A few friends that would loves some gerbils? You must have A WHOLE LOTTA LOVE, err I mean friends.
 

10 hours ago, a e s t h e t i c a s said:

Thats why its such a good prank. I initially was going to have my friends buy riding lawn mowers and ride them around the school on the last day.

Does your school have stairs?