Well that was terrifying

[Brian McKee]

I just opened up my keyboard for the first time in years because I saw something I wanted to clean...

 

Then I saw something awful...

 

Needless to say the keyboard is in the dumpster now.

 

No pictures because it was out of my room too fast.

 

I am never eating food in my room again.

[Pyrii]

I say nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[Guest]

Was it moving?

[Brian McKee]

Just now, dexxterlab97 said:

Was it moving?

No but I wasn't sticking around long enough to find out.

[ThinkWithPortals]

1 minute ago, Brian McKee said:

I just opened up my keyboard for the first time in years because I saw something I wanted to clean...

 

Then I saw something awful...

 

Needless to say the keyboard is in the dumpster now.

 

No pictures because it was out of my room too fast.

 

I am never eating food in my room again.

Spider?

[Brian McKee]

Just now, ThinkWithPortals said:

Spider?

I wish.

[ThinkWithPortals]

Just now, Brian McKee said:

I wish.

What was it?

[Brian McKee]

1 minute ago, ThinkWithPortals said:

What was it?

Huge amounts of food crumbs, hair and god knows what else

 

Doesn't sound gross but it was a different experience in person.

 

LOOKED CLEAN FROM THE OUTSIDE.

[done12many2]

1 minute ago, Brian McKee said:

Huge amounts of food crumbs, hair and god knows what else

 

The real scary part is that you're bald and don't eat near your computer?   

[Brian McKee]

Just now, done12many2 said:

 

The real scary part is that you're bald and don't eat near your computer?   

THEN WHO WAS COMPUTER?

 

No this is just a harsh lesson, don't eat at your computer then not clean it for 4 years.

[m0k]

4 minutes ago, Brian McKee said:

Huge amounts of food crumbs, hair and god knows what else

 

Doesn't sound gross but it was a different experience in person.

 

LOOKED CLEAN FROM THE OUTSIDE.

disappointed in you
shouldve let our imagination run wild

[m0k]

4 minutes ago, Brian McKee said:

Huge amounts of food crumbs, hair and god knows what else

 

Doesn't sound gross but it was a different experience in person.

 

LOOKED CLEAN FROM THE OUTSIDE.

disappointed in you
shouldve let our imagination run wild

 

8 minutes ago, Pyrii said:

I say nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

wouldnt it make more sense to nuke it IN orbit

[ThinkWithPortals]

Just now, done12many2 said:

 

The real scary part is that you're bald and don't eat near your computer?   

Plot twist: OP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER!

[Brian McKee]

Just now, mok said:

disappointed in you
shouldve let our imagination run wild

Yeah sorry ;p

[Stardar1]

2 minutes ago, Brian McKee said:

Huge amounts of food crumbs, hair and god knows what else

 

Doesn't sound gross but it was a different experience in person.

 

LOOKED CLEAN FROM THE OUTSIDE.

meh, I've seen worse. I have a scalp condition on my upper forehead called psoraisis. , which cases very large flakes of dead skin to fall quite often... I'll leave it at that. 

[done12many2]

Just now, mok said:

disappointed in you
shouldve let our imagination run wild

 

wouldnt it make more sense to nuke it IN orbit

 

Just now, ThinkWithPortals said:

Plot twist: OP DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER!

 

Yeah guys, we need to pick up where @Brian McKee dropped the ball. 

[Brian McKee]

1 minute ago, Stardar1 said:

meh, I've seen worse. I have a scalp condition on my upper forehead called psoraisis. , which cases very large flakes of dead skin to fall quite often... I'll leave it at that. 

This was 4-5 years of accumulation, I dunno if there's worse.

[done12many2]

2 minutes ago, Brian McKee said:

THEN WHO WAS COMPUTER?

 

Keep an eye out for a big fella/gal with food crumbs in his or her beard.  

[Stardar1]

Just now, Brian McKee said:

This was 4-5 years of accumulation, I dunno if there's worse.

oh, so was mine, and I also ate frequently at my desk, AND i have really long hair

[Pyrii]

Since I have eczma, dust is a huge problem for me. I'm sure there's a full copy of me inside my keyboard by now.

[Brian McKee]

1 minute ago, Stardar1 said:

oh, so was mine, and I also ate frequently at my desk, AND i have really long hair

Lol same.

[Pyrii]

6 minutes ago, mok said:

wouldnt it make more sense to nuke it IN orbit

Can't risk an outbreak.

[Pyrii]

Also @Brian McKee Sabel is so adorable. I want to cuddle her for hours, sadly I only have the Mabel Amiibo so far.

[Brian McKee]

Just now, Pyrii said:

Also @Brian McKee Sabel is so adorable. I want to cuddle her for hours, sadly I only have the Mabel Amiibo so far.

Yeah I love the Twins, they're awesome. I didn't even know they had Amiibo for them.

[Kurt101]

Nuke in orbit... remember what happended last time, russia and the usa signed a peace treaty over it (Basically the explosion size was hundreds of time bigger in orbit than earth)