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we have a computers one liners thread here somewhere...

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Write her a poem about how much you love her wide child bearing hips and how pretty your children will look

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Write her a poem about how much you love her wide child bearing hips and how pretty your children will look

Alright. Definitely will do

 

 

 

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Write her a poem about how much you love her wide child bearing hips and how pretty your children will look

"Professional Girl" advice right here

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography"

 

 

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"Professional Girl" advice right here

You said it lol. If we did have kids they'd be fucking tall, I'm 6'4 and she's probably like 6'1

 

 

 

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Wow.

Let's keep these going. Puns are always the best.

 

After a few weeks invite her to your room and show her your hardware.

Girls love hardware.

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You said it lol. If we did have kids they'd be fucking tall, I'm 6'4 and she's probably like 6'1

Careful how you mention children. You might scare her off.

"It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brain falls out." - Carl Sagan.

"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you" - Edward I. Koch

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You (or your friends) can also suggest something innocuous, like studying at the library, catching a bite at the cafeteria, etc.  And if things go well, hopefully they'll come up with an excuse to leave early and let you two get to know each other without any awkward snoops.

Folding For Linus since July 2015

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You (or you friends) can also suggest something innocuous, like studying at the library, catching a bite at the cafeteria, etc. And if things go well, hopefully they'll come up with an excuse to leave early and let you two get to know each other without any awkward snoops.

I could try that. Usually after lunch we hang out in the commons and talk in a big circle.

 

 

 

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You (or you friends) can also suggest something innocuous, like studying at the library, catching a bite at the cafeteria, etc.  And if things go well, hopefully they'll come up with an excuse to leave early and let you two get to know each other without any awkward snoops.

I expected that to go somewhere different when you mentioned friends too.

"God created war so that Americans would learn geography"

 

 

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Umm... You could try "is that rear io port illuminated? Cuz my flash drives ready to mount."

Don't do drugs. Do hugs!

 

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Marriage? Who gets married any more? :P   Don't over think (or feel) it - over anxiousness often looks like desperation.  Just take it easy, and let things happen (well, you can steer it a bit, but don't be heavy handed, at least until she tells you to be  :lol: )

Folding For Linus since July 2015

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Umm... You could try "is that rear io port illuminated? Cuz my flash drives ready to mount."

I really like, "You can put a Trojan on my hard drive any time ;)"

 

 

 

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Marriage? Who gets married any more? :P   Don't over think (or feel) it - over anxiousness often looks like desperation.  Just take it easy, and let things happen (well, you can steer it a bit, but don't be heavy handed, at least until she tells you to be  :lol: )

Letting things happen is great, but you can't let things go too static either, you have to remember to ground yourself...

With an anti-static wrist bracelet!!! Am I right? -nudge- -nudge-

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(well, you can steer it a bit, but don't be heavy handed, at least until she tells you to be [emoji38] )

Wow.

 

 

 

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Just dont say this:

Hey girl you upgrade my floppydrive to a had drive

Oh I see, she prefers a Solid State Drive.

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Oh I see, she prefers a Solid State Drive.

Actually I think she might be more of a hybrid girl.

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Or maybe she wants a raid card mounted inside her. Nothing like raid 0 for double penetration... Too far?

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Or maybe she wants a raid card mounted inside her. Nothing like raid 0 for double penetration... Too far?

I don't know, maybe.

 

 

 

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Letting things happen is great, but you can't let things go too static either, you have to remember to ground yourself...

With an anti-static wrist bracelet!!! Am I right? -nudge- -nudge-

 

<groan> :P

Folding For Linus since July 2015

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