Giving away OnePlus 2 code!

[xTyler]

Make a bad joke and I'll pick a winner.

Don't need it because it doesn't support Verizon

[PlayStation 2]

What do you call a brown turd?

A potato.

[werto165]

The man who invented velcro died today.... RIP 

Where do naughty light rays go? prism. 

What do you call an obese psychic? a four-chin teller. 

[NeatSquidYT]

What do you call neo-Nazis? Just stay on the forum for a while and you'll encounter one.

[PampaZiya]

 there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did!

[FinleyH]

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes

[werto165]

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes

Toooo soon. 

[xTyler]

what have I created?

edit: I will pick 4 or 5 semifinalists and create a strawpoll then you can vote

[FinleyH]

what have I created?

The best oppor-JOHN CENA! Uhh, I mean opportunity, that's right.

[pcgamer907]

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

[Nacho Marco Segui]

Which object cant you share? One plus two reservation list invites,because they are email locked

[PlayStation 2]

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes

What's the difference between you and Paul Walker? One didn't make poorly timed jokes.

[Paytend01]

What does a computer call his father?

 

Data

[FinleyH]

I'm going to have to do this, who cares about timing!!! Look at my location:

 

What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

 

I don't know if this goes too far, but in the name of comedy (and scientific observation); here goes nothing.

[xTyler]

Which object cant you share? One plus two reservation list invites,because they are email locked

I'll change the password on my account for the winner

[pcgamer907]

Hoodini

[werto165]

A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."

 

The string goes back to his table. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.

 

The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?"

 

The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot." 

 

( I don't actually want the invite btw I have a OPO and don't intend on getting an upgrade I use NFC no NFC = deal breaker) 

[Paytend01]

I'm going to have to do this, who cares about timing!!! Look at my location:

 

What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

 

I don't know if this goes too far, but in the name of comedy (and scientific observation); here goes nothing.

To far... way to far... he meant bad joke not offensivev

[Nacho Marco Segui]

I'll change the password on my account for the winner

You are willing to give your email account to someone?

[FinleyH]

To far... way to far... he meant bad joke not offensivev

Is it not bad to be offensive then

[Warpheus]

what did the five fingers say to the face?....SLAP!!!

[xTyler]

You are willing to give your email account to someone?

i can make it work

[Paytend01]

So this guy with a wooden eye is talking with his freinds about girls, he has low self confidence. One of his friends say to go to the bar and pick up a girl. So the next night him and his freinds go to the bar and he sees this girl with a wooden leg and he asked her if she wants to dance, she then says "Oh would I!" He then proceeds to say fuck that and leaves

[werto165]

"A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

 

this one made me giggle. 

[Paytend01]

How did the hipster burn his mouth?

 

He ate his dinner before it was cool