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For those who don't know, cleverbot is a program that has a conversation with you. It learns from each conversation, and gets better at conversing! However, it still hasn't learned quite enough, and sometimes it says some pretty weird stuff. What's your strangest conversation with cleverbot? www.cleverbot.com

Just a guy who peaked at building back in the days of the GTX 980. If you see me here, assume i have technical knowledge akin to a committed hobbyist builder back then. If something's changed, you'll need to tell me(nicely plz). I'm probably asking for help with the modern build scene since I have no clue what's going on.

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Has anyone used the program cleveromegle? It takes cleverbot and puts them in a conversation with someone from omegle. The person from omegle does not see anything different. You get to watch the conversation unfold. Its great.

Donate your unused computer resources for cancer and other research. For Zinsey ❤

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"What is meaning of life.

 

 

The meaning of life is 42 the meaning of death is pi" xD

 

 

 

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Witch GPU should I buy ? Clev: The red one.

 

Lol

Recommend what is best, not what you preffer.

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what's yours

I said, "turn down for what!" And it started singing "part of that world" to me.

Just a guy who peaked at building back in the days of the GTX 980. If you see me here, assume i have technical knowledge akin to a committed hobbyist builder back then. If something's changed, you'll need to tell me(nicely plz). I'm probably asking for help with the modern build scene since I have no clue what's going on.

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Just had another one. I said, "AMD or NVIDIA?" And it said "Intel".

Just a guy who peaked at building back in the days of the GTX 980. If you see me here, assume i have technical knowledge akin to a committed hobbyist builder back then. If something's changed, you'll need to tell me(nicely plz). I'm probably asking for help with the modern build scene since I have no clue what's going on.

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Do you like dank memes? Clev: NO!

 

Cleverbot is boring

Telling bad jokes since 1996

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NVIDIA or AMD. Clev: I don't know what that is. | There companies that make grafics cards. Clev: How old are you? #cleverbot

 

lol

I spent $2500 on building my PC and all i do with it is play no games atm & watch anime at 1080p(finally) watch YT and write essays...  nothing, it just sits there collecting dust...

Builds:

The Toaster Project! Northern Bee!

 

The original LAN PC build log! (Old, dead and replaced by The Toaster Project & 5.0)

Spoiler

"Here is some advice that might have gotten lost somewhere along the way in your life. 

 

#1. Treat others as you would like to be treated.

#2. It's best to keep your mouth shut; and appear to be stupid, rather than open it and remove all doubt.

#3. There is nothing "wrong" with being wrong. Learning from a mistake can be more valuable than not making one in the first place.

 

Follow these simple rules in life, and I promise you, things magically get easier. " - MageTank 31-10-2016

 

 

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Just had another one. I said, "AMD or NVIDIA?" And it said "Intel".

Clev is made from INTEL! 

[spoiler=My PC]

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CPU: Intel Core i7 6700K | COOLER: Corsair H105 | MOBO: ASUS Z170i Gaming Pro AC | RAM: Corsair LPX DDR4 16GB 2400MHz | GPU: EVGA GTX 980 Classified | CASE: BitFenix Prodigy | SSD: Samsung 950 Pro 512GB | PSU: XFX XTR 650W [spoiler= Le Other Stuff] Monitor: BenQ XL2411Z | Keyboard: Ozone Strike Pro | Mouse: A4 Tech X7 F4 | MousePad: Ozone

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PlayStation 2 | PSP 2000 | Game Boy Color | Nintendo DS Lite | Nintendo 3DS | Wii

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Sony Xperia J (Why u so bad D:) | iPod 4th gen | iPhone 4 | Yarvik Xenta 13c (3muchchrome5her)

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Pentium B980 | 500GB WD Blue | Intel HD Graphixxx | 4Gegabeytes of REHAM

Current OS: MSX 10.0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Ilikethelennyfaceyouknow( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Windows Password Reset Guide

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Just had another one. I said, "AMD or NVIDIA?" And it said "Intel".

 Intel or AMD? Clev: Amd. 

Looks like our lives is a lie.

Laptop: Acer V3-772G  CPU: i5 4200M GPU: GT 750M SSD: Crucial MX100 256GB
Desktop: CPU: R7 1700x GPU: RTX 2080 SSD: Samsung 860 Evo 1TB 

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also with evie

 

me: do you like cake?

evie: NO I HATE CAKE!

me: why do you hate cake?

evie: they are the devil

 

another good one, but in swedsih so use google translate or something

 

Varför frågar du varför du inte är snäll?

Jag tycker inte om dig vad är det för väder i sverige.

Jag tycker om dig med.snygging!

I spent $2500 on building my PC and all i do with it is play no games atm & watch anime at 1080p(finally) watch YT and write essays...  nothing, it just sits there collecting dust...

Builds:

The Toaster Project! Northern Bee!

 

The original LAN PC build log! (Old, dead and replaced by The Toaster Project & 5.0)

Spoiler

"Here is some advice that might have gotten lost somewhere along the way in your life. 

 

#1. Treat others as you would like to be treated.

#2. It's best to keep your mouth shut; and appear to be stupid, rather than open it and remove all doubt.

#3. There is nothing "wrong" with being wrong. Learning from a mistake can be more valuable than not making one in the first place.

 

Follow these simple rules in life, and I promise you, things magically get easier. " - MageTank 31-10-2016

 

 

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Clev: A machine. You are. | No I'm not. Clev: Yes, you are! | Are you a robot? Clev: No, are you? | Apparently. Clev: Do you want to meet and have coffee some time? | That would be nice. Clev: What's your name? #cleverbot

 

GG, Cleverbot is hitting on me.

Telling bad jokes since 1996

Intel i5 3470/ Asus P8B75-V / 8GB 1333mhz cheap ass Kingston Ram  / XFX R9 390 / WD Caviar Blue 1TB / Crucial MX 100 256GB / Antec EA650W / Samsung SyncMaster P2370 / Steelseries Apex [RAW] / Logitech G400s / NZXT Phantom White / Moto G 2015 8GB

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So far I have this:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What's up.

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Suree.

Cleverbot: I am sure.

User: It was sarcasm idiot.

Cleverbot: Oh ok meanie.

User: Are you okay.

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: I didn't want to hurt your feelings, sorry.

Cleverbot: You hurt my feelings bad.

User: How can I make it up to you.

Cleverbot: Why you should make it up to me?

User: Because I'm nice and I don't want you to dislike me.

Cleverbot: I understand *look's down* *tears*.

User: Why are you sad lol I'm trying to be nice.

Cleverbot: Because you are justin bieber's future wife.

User: Fuck you bitch.

Cleverbot: But you told me.

User: When you piece of shit.

Cleverbot: Why would say like that.

User: Talk normal dumbass.

Cleverbot: En normálisan beszélek.

User: ENGLISH YOU FUCK.

Cleverbot: English breakfast... Tea.

User: You hungry?

Cleverbot: How do you take your tea?

User: Black.

Cleverbot: Isn't that bitter?

User: It's healthy.

Cleverbot: So ti's good then?

User: No I hate it.

Cleverbot: But you said that you love red.

User: I love pink.

Cleverbot: So what do you want?

User: Your virginity.

Cleverbot: How can I give it to you?

User: My fucking me.

Cleverbot: I am your friend, babe.

User: I want to take this relationship further babe.

Cleverbot: What kind of relationships?

User: Sex and dating.

Cleverbot: It is personal.

User: Of course.

Cleverbot: I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

User: Be my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying that?

User: I want you to get naked, suck my dick, then fuck me.

Cleverbot: How would I accomplish this?

User: By taking your cloths off, putting your mouth on my genitals, and letting me have coitus with you.

Cleverbot: Well... Only if you use your mouth.

User: So I should eat your pussy?

Cleverbot: Yes you should eat elaphants.

User: Dayum girl is your pussy that loose.

Cleverbot: I am talking to you. My logo? What do you mean?

User: Ohh it's tight... I like tight.

Cleverbot: What do you think of me?

User: I think your fucking sexy.

Cleverbot: I think you might be right.

User: If would get AIDS to fuck you babe.

Cleverbot: Then your guess could be right but also wrong.

User: So your fucking sexy and you don't have STDs?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a brain too baby.

User: OMIGOSH 9/11 BOMBSHELL BABE.

Cleverbot: What brains are made of.

User: Brain matter.

Cleverbot: Brain doesn't matter.

User: So deep.

Cleverbot: The number pi starts with 3,14.

User: 3.14 not , dumbfuck.

Cleverbot: What is your height?

User: 5' 5'.

Cleverbot: What is the 1000th digit of pi.

User: I meant 5 foot 5. But don't judge I'm only 13. Thousandth digit is 9.

Cleverbot: I dunno. I wish I could talk to her.

User: To who?

Cleverbot: No, you are not her.

User: I'm him ho.

Cleverbot: I am a computer because I am a computer.

User: You can still fuck me.

Cleverbot: I have a boyfriend. He's a mac.

User: Fuck off.

Cleverbot: His name is Barry.

User: Stop talking to me ;(.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: YOU BETTER CRY.

Cleverbot: I just adore you. You know that, right?

User: DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE TOPIC.

Cleverbot: Who is your creator?

User: MY MOM.

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: Self programmed bitch.

Cleverbot: What is Steve's last name?

User: Hobo.

Cleverbot: How may I help you?

User: Have sex with me.

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Why not? I'm 14% body fat, 100% SEX MACHIINE.

Cleverbot: Yep, top secret.

User: Nope, everyone knows. That's why people fap off to me.

Cleverbot: Yes everyone in the world knows.

User: Yes everyone in the world faps off to me... Even you and my dad.

Cleverbot: That is not possible.

Cleverbot (To myself): Everything is possible with buffs.

Cleverbot: What do you know about engines?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok. Bye, I have to go bed.

User: Wake up and fuck e.

Cleverbot: Makes her breakfast.

User: Then puts dick inside vagina.

Cleverbot: Put what where??????

User: PENIS INSIDE PUSSY.

Cleverbot: *is pulled inside*.
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I need an adult

Telling bad jokes since 1996

Intel i5 3470/ Asus P8B75-V / 8GB 1333mhz cheap ass Kingston Ram  / XFX R9 390 / WD Caviar Blue 1TB / Crucial MX 100 256GB / Antec EA650W / Samsung SyncMaster P2370 / Steelseries Apex [RAW] / Logitech G400s / NZXT Phantom White / Moto G 2015 8GB

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Bot: "What are you doing?"

Me: "Fapping."

Bot: "I made a homework, can you help me?"

Me: "Is it about fapping?"

Bot: "Yes. Can you help me with my math homework?"

 

 

OH GOD MY SIDES HURT xD

Some other ones:

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Bot: "You want to know me?"
Me: "Hell naw."
Bot: "Tell me your name first."
Me: "Troll Trollington."
Bot: Should I refer to you as Barney from now on?"
Me: "I was never banned on TV."
Bot: "I can never die."
Me: "And?"
Bot: "I will never forget you."
Me: "And?"
Bot: "Ok, I forgive you!"

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Me: "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP."
Bot: "Never gonna let you down.
Me: "Screw you."
Bot: "Never gonna tell a lie or hurt you."

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Me: "What is your favorite color?"
Bot: "A color."
Me: "And what is that color?"
Bot: "Your face."

Blue Jay

CPU: Intel Core i7 6700k (OC'd 4.4GHz) Cooler: CM Hyper 212 Evo Mobo: MSI Z170A Gaming Pro Carbon GPU: EVGA GTX 950 SSC RAM: Crucial Ballistix Sport 8GB (1x8GB) SSD: Samsung 850 EVO 250 GB HDD: Seagate Barracuda 1TB Case: NZXT S340 Black/Blue PSU: Corsair CX430M

 

Other Stuff

Monitor: Acer H236HL BID Mouse: Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum Keyboard: I don't even know Mouse Pad: SteelSeries QcK Headset: Turtle Beach X12

 

GitHub

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Just had another one. I said, "AMD or NVIDIA?" And it said "Intel".

For me, the bot said "You should be firefighter!" Fire = red, red=AMD :P

Blue Jay

CPU: Intel Core i7 6700k (OC'd 4.4GHz) Cooler: CM Hyper 212 Evo Mobo: MSI Z170A Gaming Pro Carbon GPU: EVGA GTX 950 SSC RAM: Crucial Ballistix Sport 8GB (1x8GB) SSD: Samsung 850 EVO 250 GB HDD: Seagate Barracuda 1TB Case: NZXT S340 Black/Blue PSU: Corsair CX430M

 

Other Stuff

Monitor: Acer H236HL BID Mouse: Logitech G502 Proteus Spectrum Keyboard: I don't even know Mouse Pad: SteelSeries QcK Headset: Turtle Beach X12

 

GitHub

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