2014 Mercedes-Benz S550 LITERALLY DRIVES ITSELF!!!

[Moredeath]

Test Drive:

 

Source:

http://autos.yahoo.com/blogs/motoramic/2014-mercedes-benz-s550-self-driving-luxury-suite-160312149.html

 

I know this is a bit off topic but this vehicle is a tech paradise!

 

2014 Mercedes-Benz S550, your self-driving luxury suite awaits: Motoramic Drives

The 2014 Mercedes-Benz S550 can drive itself.

This is not hyperbole, but an indubitable fact. Buy the new flagship sedan for an as-yet undisclosed price (we can’t imagine it returning many Sacagawea coins from a $100,000 bearer bond), tick the order boxes for the $4,500 Premium 1 Package and the $2,800 Driver Assistance Package, twist the key in the starter and slide the memory stick-sized column shifter into D, and sit back and relax. The car’s suite of stereoscopic cameras, radar sensors and ultrasonic gewgaws create what Mercedes — in a Snowden-level defection from Earth-bound physics — calls “6-D Vision.” This double-down dimensionality apparently endows the vehicle’s robot brain with an omnipotence once ascribed solely to God.

Bow deep, luxury shopper. The automotive world has a new deity.

All of these electronic systems create an eerie and unfamiliar dynamic, one in which the distinctions between being in the pilot’s seat and being a passenger disappear. Given the status afforded the S550’s passengers — who are all mollycoddled with heated, ventilated, reclining, massaging, perforated, diamond-stitched, perfume-shpritzed (!), flatscreen-equipped, remote-controlled, Internet-enabled, mother-hugging, veal-soft leather seats, at least one of which (the right rear) can be made to prostrate toward a slumber-inducing horizontality — this is not meant as an insult. Still, in our years of test-driving vehicles, we have never before been confronted with the consistent desire, or ability, to remove ourselves from driving and turn around to speak to our passenger, who was splayed out in the aforementioned Diamond Class position like a resplendent Roman atop his villa’s stibadium.

There are about 16,000 actions, previously left to the hands and feet and eyes of the driver, which the S550 can now perform with complete autonomy. These include starting, stopping, steering, braking, remaining in a lane, avoiding a head-on collision, avoiding a cross-traffic collision, fending off a rear-end collision, spotting street signs, reading street signs, spotting wildlife, parallel parking, right-angle parking, maintaining a safe following speed, spotting pedestrians, avoiding killing pedestrians and flashing the high beams at pedestrians spotted on the side of the roadway at night.

We had the opportunity to experience and be awed by every one of these except the final one, as it is our feeling that whenever there is a pedestrian on the side of the road at night, he is up to something, and the last thing we want to do is call attention to the fact that we spotted him and highlight — with ten-zillion lumens of LED headlamp power — his act of burying whomever he’s just murdered and dismembered. Also, contrary to rumor, it is not possible to receive an upright MRI while positioned in the driver’s seat of the new S-Class.

Yet.

If one gets uppity, and decides to disable all of these systems — which can be easily accomplished, and, as far as we can tell, invites no significant retaliation from the onboard HAL 9000 — the S550 rewards with precisely the kind of driving experience one expects from an S-Class. The twin-turbocharged V-8, while displacing 4.6 liters in violation of traditional Daimler nomenclature, puts out a creamily potent 455 hp and a Caterpillar-esque 516 lb-ft of torque, which pulls the 17-foot, 4,300 lb. behemoth to 60 mph in a manufacturer estimated 4.8 seconds. (The inevitable S63 AMG, which we expect to see revealed at or before the Frankfurt Auto Show in September, should improve on this.)

The exhaust does not bark, even if held to redline via the steering wheel’s paddle shifters in one of the transmission’s seven gears — instead releasing a maundering zephyric undertone, like that in a private jet or a Christopher Nolan film. The 18-inch standard wheels keep their rubber properly planted to any surface, via a quartet of shocks and continuously adjustable air springs, with an optional assist from MAGIC BODY CONTROL, which emits indomitable laser frequencies that seemingly pulverize into flowing silicone any proximate road imperfection. (For the flashy, 19-inch twin-spoke and 20-inch multi-spokes wheels are available, with concomitant all-season or performance tires, from AMG for $5,900 or $6,650 dollars.) And, of course, the entire structure is as rigid and inflexible as a filibustering lawmaker.

And what a lovely structure it is. We personally felt that the outgoing S Class, the W221, had an uncouth appearance that was half bluster and half blather, with goofy cartoonish eyeballs and steroidal muscle bulges that put us more in mind of Mighty Mousen than a real Masters of the Universe. The new car, coded W222, smoothes out all of those crests, leaving a car that has an almost Italianate elegance without sacrificing any of the Teutonic purposefulness. The car is larger than its predecessor, but its refined cohesiveness, and the absence of overwrought “design” details that have plagued recent Benzes, make it appear more taut. If anything, the truncated trunk, while nicely integrated, might be a bit too small for a car of this scale.

Or perhaps we were just operating under the swooning long decked influence of the 1980s W126 420 SEL Mercedes had on hand for chauffeur-driven comparison. We worship the W126. But while being ferried about in this car made us feel like a 1980s banker, driving — or should we say "driving" — the new S550 made us feel like we owned the bank. Or the bank owned us. Or we were inside an impenetrable vault in a bank controlled by our robotic avatar located in the sixth dimension and manipulated by proxy via a complex series of intergalactic shell corporations. Like the markets themselves, the S-Class excels at using technology to upgrade one's securities.

 

[TheMightyNoob01]

about time we get self driving cars. Now I can play games while driving. XD

[nickpc]

cool

[Lays]

lol.. I read some stuff about self driving semi's in europe I think it was, I truly hope they don't start replacing people's jobs with self driving trucks.. (Stepdad is a truckdriver)

[heineygoat]

Mercedes always introduce new ideas first, then other cars follow. Expect to see this become more common eventually.

[Moredeath]

Ford did pretty good when they introduced EcoBoost tech...

[BgG286]

I was just watching Top Gear on Netflix, and a few episodes back, they mentioned that the S class always gets all the fancy gadgets first, and then almost all production cars follow. That was in 2006, Jeremy Clarkson has a time machine, not a doubt in my mind about it.

[IDprofile]

Ahh! Self driving cars scare me because I know the ability to drive is coming to an end.  :(  :(  :(  :(  :(

[MrMurphysLaw]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXEah7k0n40

benz is always ahead of the game

[Nort]

lol.. I read some stuff about self driving semi's in europe I think it was, I truly hope they don't start replacing people's jobs with self driving trucks.. (Stepdad is a truckdriver)

 

It'll be a while before companies trust computers with their cargo. Even then there'll always be situations where a computer is no match for a human.

 

Example: Truck breaks down and needs a minor repair. Most truck drivers could do this by themselves and get back on the road quick. A computer has to call for assistance and wait who knows how long. Until we have robot mechanics anyways...

 

Something to think about: How long until humans become obsolete?

[Beskamir]

So does one need a driver's license to drive in a self driving card? and when I get my own self driving car I would definaly NOT sit behind the steering wheel just to creap out people that have somehow managed to teleport into the future... not that I would get a self driving car until at least several years from now:(

[TheMightyNoob01]

So does one need a driver's license to drive in a self driving card?

That is a very interesting question.

[atrash]

there is already a self driving car for ages now..it's called riding shotgun.. :P

 

I dont quite like a car full of electronics for reason that as it ages, the electronics will start to fail and repairing it is going to be a nightmare. and who knows someone can hack the system and take control of the car.LOL..I'm being too paranoid here. ;)

 

But that car is a real beauty nevertheless..