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This happened some time ago.

 

One day, near Christmas, guy "A" wants to play a prank on guy "B". After a few hours of thought, he's come up with it : he's going to order a $40 000 TV online, but with guy's "B" address and phone number. (pay at delivery)

 

This is the TV I'm talking about :

http://www.altex.ro/televizor-ultra-hd-3d-smart-tv-216-cm-samsung-ue85s9

 

A few days later , guy "B" receives a phone call from the courier saying that his order for that product had arrived in town. He was surprised, so he googled and at the sight of price, you can imagine his reaction. His parents were home and the courier was going to arrive soon. How was he going to explain a $40 000 TV? Having not though fast enough, soon the door bell rang and the beautiful monstrosity of a way too overpriced TV was behold him and his parents. They said it was a mistake, of course, and the courier just went back to the courier center. He was punished by his parents with a week of no internet and of not going outside. He thought funny guy "A" might have been behind this, so he called him, but guy "A" obviously lied to him and said he had nothing to do with it.

 

Guy "A" having a very developed sense of humour decided to take it to the next level : he was going to order a car for guy "A", but he realized that wasn't pay at delivery so he decided not to do it after all. He did order him a dildo though. That was even more confusing for his parents.

 

Eventually guy "B" decided to take revenge on guy "A" and he "ordered" him some kind of hookers or just strippers.Don't really know. Guy's "A" parents were not happy about it.

 

I can say my friends have excellent sense of humour.

 

 

 

All sarcasm aside, jeez. So so so many bad jokes. They're kinda funny, but kinda not funny at the same time.

 

Share your experiences with bad jokes!

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They sound funny at first, but they're a little too far if you ask me.

Hell, as long as the 2 friends don't hate each other after, I guess it doesn't matter that much.

Also, poor delivery guy having to lift a giant TV just to bring it back again :P

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They sound funny at first, but they're a little too far if you ask me.

Hell, as long as the 2 friends don't hate each other after, I guess it doesn't matter that much.

Also, poor delivery guy having to lift a giant TV just to bring it back again :P

Yeah , they do bad jokes on each other all the time.

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Yeah , they do bad jokes on each other all the time.

In that case, I think it's fine, Let's just hope one guy doesn't get the other in a HUGE dept somehow. "haha i got you know!" 

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My friend and i have been wanting to order a anime/ecchi body pillow for one of our friends. He doesn't like boobs, so we like bothering him about it.

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why is pay at delivery even an option for a $40k TV? O.o

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why is pay at delivery even an option for a $40k TV? O.o

No idea.

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