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I almost feel like I shouldn't make this topic, so as not to vindicate Kim Kardashian's laughable attempt to "break the internet", but every time I see an article about it, the headline always seems to say "as Kim's photos continue to break the internet" or something to that effect. Is she serious?

 

No really, I'm genuinely perplexed. Is she actually serious? Attempting to "break the internet"? What thought process did she envision in people's minds when she came up with this?

"holy shit guys Kim Kardashian just posted a picture of herself wearing very little clothing stop the fucking presses"

 

Again, I almost don't want to post this because of how menial it is, but I can't help but be in awe of how deluded she is. I mean how highly does she think of herself that she assumes that literally the entire internet will somehow go batshit because she posted a few nudes? It's not like there's a shortage of naked women on the internet or anything, has she forgotten how she even became "famous" to begin with?

 

This woman both stuns and repulses me. I am so confused. :')

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The best way to thwart her is to stop talking about her...

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I 

maybe they are thinking of overloading the traffic to the server twere the nudes are maybe

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The best way to thwart her is to stop talking about her...

yes

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She got a nice butt doe :3

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She got a nice butt doe :3

maybe but  non onnonononoonononononononooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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But it's so big it probably has its own gravity, it looks ridiculous

and we are talking about it just fcking great

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The best way to thwart her is to stop talking about her...

Very true, I just can't wrap my head around the whole idea. Clearly if she thinks she can break the internet with a few more nudes, she's never been on the internet. :P

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Huh i don't get it what happened???

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Very true, I just can't wrap my head around the whole idea. Clearly if she thinks she can break the internet with a few more nudes, she's never been on the internet. :P

 

I somewhat know how to break the internet and it involves sharks... lots and lots of sharks...

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anyone remember when a bunch of guys in germany actually ddosd the internet

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I somewhat know how to break the internet and it involves sharks... lots and lots of sharks...

thats actually really awesome

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2/3 of the internet is porn, even she contributed to that a while ago. (numbers are made up)

 

So how does she think her naked butt will break the internet? Break, because we see a slightly naked women on the internet? Break, because she has so much fame and doesn't usually show herself naked? Hehe, nope.

 

Break, because everybody is mocking themselfs about her "stupidity"? YES! She got all the attention that she wanted with that pityful attempt to "break the internet".

who cares...

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I somewhat know how to break the internet and it involves sharks... lots and lots of sharks...

Operation Resurrection is go.

Target: this guy

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I thought comcast and timewarner were already trying to break the internet?

 

Anyway, I have heard from a reliable source that if you want to break the internet all you have to do is type google in to google.

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