What is the worst spam mail/call/text etc. ?

[Jitar]

Someone from "Microsoft" called me telling me that my computer was sending error files to them. The 1st time I said, I do not have internet or computer. They called again with the exact same message, and I said that I owned a Mac. OH THE CRINGE...
What's the worst spam you've ever gotten?

[L.E.D]

I get the same phone call every week or so, "West Jet calling"... "YOU WON A FREE CRUI" ...click. I only answer because the number is so similar to my own. And I don't remember it every time haha. God is it annoying, 

[LarsReviews]

I got 1 Million Dollars and I need your help.....send them to you and then you go to western union....you have to pay 700 in advanced....bla bla

[techswede]

Not sure since they only get about this far.

"Hello. Would you be interested i*CLICK*"

[Geekazoid]

The worst spam that I've ever received is this:

[DarkEnergy]

What you need to do is put the phone up to your speakers and play Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"

[Jitar]

I get the same phone call every week or so, "West Jet calling"... "YOU WON A FREE CRUI" ...click. I only answer because the number is so similar to my own. And I don't remember it every time haha. God is it annoying, 

LOL, hmm what should I say next time.

nice signature

[Jitar]

What you need to do is put the phone up to your speakers and play Rick Astley "Never Gonna Give You Up"

Totally doing this!

[KingDaddyDaniel]

I used to get texts from a bunch of difference numbers. They seemed to be a women's empowerment christian group.

After about the tenth text in less than a minute from them, I sent a ton of dick pics (not mine).

[Guest]

Once I got a bunch of calls from the IRS saying that I was wanted for tax fraud and that "If I do not step forward, they will find me and I will be arrested and blah blah blah" being that I was minor when I got these calls and the fact that they were addressing me as Sarah (my name's not Sarah.) I figured something wasn't right, so after about a three days of these calls (they called about every two hours). I finally called the number they gave me to call to step forward. When I called I had to explain that I wasn't Sarah, I don't know this Sarah person nor am I affiliated with Sarah in anyway and that they simply have the wrong number and they need to stop calling me. Worse part? They didn't believe me. They continued to call for another couple days until one day the calls just stopped. It was really weird. Maybe they finally got Sarah's number right? Who knows?

[Snapy1]

Whenever I have this happen to me, I just fuck with the guy on the other line. Ill do the most stupid shit.

 

Uhh, I dont get calls anymore because I put my number on the list where solicitors cant call you. I forget what its called, but I put me, my dad & brother on it.

[Snapy1]

I used to get texts from a bunch of difference numbers. They seemed to be a women's empowerment christian group.

After about the tenth text in less than a minute from them, I sent a ton of dick pics (not mine).

haha, I got something like, that before, I got a text bomb app right, and I sent the person a million text messages of the same thing.

[kayodoc]

Either the people calling and insisting I need home construction work at 6 AM (yes, I cussed them out) or random lawyers calling and asking if I was ever in a mortal accident (if i was, I'd be dead).

Oh and Jehovah's Witnesses knocking at my door and trying to convert me. I'm gonna get a bucket of water holified at my local church and baptize the motherf&*($ at my doorstep next time they come knocking...free of charge.