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My friends started out sincere when telling me that he likes Tower Defence games but not ones that recommend a GTX 980 to play. He didn't read the recommended specs very thoroughly, so I asked for a link, and well I found something that made my day. 

 

So the game if your interested is called "Defenders of Time" http://store.steampowered.com/app/317330/

 

Literately the funniest specs needed ever!

 

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They're just being a bunch of jerkoffs, electrostatic headphones apparently cost $4K+

 

And look at sound card for the minimum specs.

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Literally so fucking stupid. A quad SLI setup just to play a tower defense game.

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This isn't a "Ubisoft keeps on digging" worthy thread. Please stop.

 

The specs are clearly just a joke.

 

 

Literally so fucking stupid. A quad SLI setup just to play a tower defense game.

 

It's clearly a joke.

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They're just being a bunch of jerkoffs, electrostatic headphones apparently cost $4K+

 

And look at sound card for the minimum specs.

 

 

Literally so fucking stupid. A quad SLI setup just to play a tower defense game.

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Dude, are you that gullible?

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This is great, I wonder why no one has done this before. Nice job devs.

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it is a troll/laughing thing of "LOL Look what I made it say!" But still very funny.

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Dude, are you that gullible?

 

This isn't a "Ubisoft keeps on digging" worthy thread. Please stop.

 

The specs are clearly just a joke.

 

 
 

 

It's clearly a joke.

 

The title is a joke..... 

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WOOOOOSSSSHHHHH

I know the specs are a joke :P

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The title is a joke..... 

 

Sorry. It's just very overused :P

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The title is a joke..... 

 

Did it warrant the shitpost? You aren't @Askew, stop trying so hard.

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Did it warrant the shitpost? You aren't @Askew, stop trying so hard.

 

Ahh, the shitpost? Sorry you would prefer a AMD vs Intel thread or how abouts a OMG NVIDIA CANT BE STOPPED

 

Its in off topic, and there far more "shitposts" to be found here. 

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At least it is mac compatible.

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At least it is mac compatible.

but no linux

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As a person who hates immature fuckery like this, even dollar shave club is a little close to the edge. But really? I want to buy a game from you, this isn't earning my trust.

 

Yes. I know im no fun, What ever.

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As a person who hates immature fuckery like this, even dollar shave club is a little close to the edge. But really? I want to buy a game from you, this isn't earning my trust.

 

Yes. I know im no fun, What ever.

Well dollar shave club is pushing it for me too. Their own "sales video" and occasionally Linus's ads for them. 

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You Wat?

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