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how can i fall asleep.

 

note: i tried bleach

 

you see today something very strange happened where some girl from my school randomly grabbed my balls in public and its sorta on my mind.

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Watch Linus's videos and after a while, you'll fall tired and want to go to sleep. That's what i do sometimes.

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ummm....fapsturbate?

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how can i fall asleep.

 

note: i tried bleach

 

you see today something very strange happened where some girl from my school randomly grabbed my balls in public and its sorta on my mind.

 

Think about it hard...exhaust yourself thinking about it, in a dark room...and boom you'll be asleep.

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QUICK, SOMEONE SING HIM A LULABY

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Drink some zzzquil.

 

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hush little Firearm dont say a word

theAMDgamer's gonna give you a mockingbird

and if that mockingbird dont sing

I'm not going to buy you a diamond ring, I'm much to cheap.

but since i wont buy you that ring

I guess I'll just have to continue to sing.

and if that song i sung falls flat

I'll whack you upside the head with a baseball bat

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Chloroform or a friend to wack you on the head with a rock...

honestly go listen to some relaxing music. 

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Some random girl grabbed your balls and you didn't slap a bitch out? 

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ummm....fapsturbate?

im kinda scared of playing with my balls after what happened today

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Some random girl grabbed your balls and you didn't slap a bitch out? 

cause she was pretty and i sorta know her

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but since i wont buy you that ring

Ill buy you sapphire cuz there king

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cause she was pretty and i sorta know her

hmmmm maybe she likes you ;) *totally not trying to full your mind with more thoughts so you can't sleep*

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It usually takes me anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour and a half to fall to sleep... Method of obtaining rest: Long periods of boring inaction and great patience.

Do not  as I  do, and  not  as I say. Instead do as you may..

 

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hmmmm maybe she likes you ;) *totally not trying to full your mind with more thoughts so you can't sleep*

so she grabs my balls to show affection. yea ok

 

she must be an extremist 

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so she grabs my balls to show affection. yea ok

 

she must be an extremist 

she's probably curious!  

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Take it as a good thing.

whats next kinky german sex?

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Take it as a good thing.

 

For real.

If you've previously won the build off please pm me so we can get something worked out.

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how can i fall asleep.

 

note: i tried bleach

 

you see today something very strange happened where some girl from my school randomly grabbed my balls in public and its sorta on my mind.

Use the most relaxing (scientifically)  song in the world; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CySNhHVAokQ

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so she grabs my balls to show affection. yea ok

 

she must be an extremist 

Did she try to cut them off? Oh what am I saying, that's what all women do... So old married men tell me anyway.

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Did she try to cut them off? Oh what am I saying, that's what all women do... So old married men tell me anyway.

I was literally at Starbucks she came up to me smiled, grabbed em and walked away

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I was literally at Starbucks she came up to me smiled, grabbed em and walked away

Possibly a dare, or she really wanted to. Either way, enjoy it in a dream. Go to bed.

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