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I'll go first.

 

Excuse me Miss do you wash you clothes with windex?....because I can see myself in your pants!

Forgive me El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education...

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"How hard can it be?" - Jeremy Clarkson

"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

 

"There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking." - Leslie Nielsen

 

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Girl are you a limit, cuz I am approaching you

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Nice shoes, wanna f***?

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"Hi, Get in my car"

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Did you just fart?

 

Because you blew me away.

 

You, me, sex, now.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

"You have got to be the biggest asshole on this forum..."

-GingerbreadPK

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Boy: There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?

Girl: 26

Boy: I right I forgot U R A Q T

Girl: That is 25

Boy: I will give you the D later

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alcohol is my pickup line.

 

if it doesn't work, keep going and it eventually will.

 

100% success rate

does anyone actually use pickup lines?

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alcohol is my pickup line.

 

if it doesn't work, keep going and it eventually will.

 

100% success rate

does anyone actually use pickup lines?

Chloroform also helps...

Never trust my advice. Only take any and all advice from me with a grain of salt. Just a heads up.

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Chloroform also helps...

Common misconception.

Getting dosing right is very difficult, in addition it can actually take a little bit of time to work and is not as discreet.

It's also probably not legal and has a very high potential to accidentally kill or cause significant damage to someone. I'm not about that criminal life.

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"I'm sorry, I forgot your name.  What was it again?"

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"Would you like to go for a party in my pants?"-Steve Carell, Anchorman

Do yo want to go to a party?...Then crawl up my leg and have a ball!

Forgive me El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education...

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Does this smell like Chloroform?

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 me: hello i am.

 

girl: fuck off

 

 

100% success rate

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 me: hello i am.

 

girl: fuck off

 

 

100% success rate

Dem feels

 

me; What is your sign?

 

her: Stop

Forgive me El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education...

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Baby I'll treat you like my homework. 

Slam you on the table and do you all night long~

Eric S. Raymond used an E6600 from 2005 until 12/30/14 or open source software creation. Raw data computations in excess of 18GB each. Core 2 Duos still have tons of life left, my friend.

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I need to put you on my "to-do" list... 

 

Computing enthusiast. 
I use to be able to input a cheat code now I've got to input a credit card - Total Biscuit
 

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Girl if you were a Counter-Strike map you'd be DE_LICIOUS

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"Hey what's over there?"

*throws roofie in glass*

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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CPU: Intel Core i5 4460 | GPU: XFX r9 280x DD BLACK OC EDITION | RAM: 8gb Kingston HyperX Fury 1600Mhz | Mobo: Gigabyte h97n-WIFI | PSU: EVGA 600B | Case: Cooler Master Elite 120 | Cooler: Stock intel | SSD: Samsung 840 EVO 120gb | Storage: WD 150 gb

CPU: Intel Core i7 4710MQ | GPU: NVIDIA Geforce GTX 850M | RAM: 8gb Corsair 1600Mhz | Mobo: Metabox WA50SJ Motherboard | Case: Metabox WA50SJ case | Cooler: Stock | SSD: Sandisk 256gb

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Best purchase this year, bcuz forza

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Well we all know you wont get anyone better. And considering I am already down low on the scale, want to fuck?

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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