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I need a laugh the way this day is going....what's the funniest thing you've heard.

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Same. Followed.

I cannot be held responsible for any bad advice given.

I've no idea why the world is afraid of 3D-printed guns when clearly 3D-printed crossbows would be more practical for now.

My rig: The StealthRay. Plans for a newer, better version of its mufflers are already being made.

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"A bullet may have your name on it, but collateral damage is addressed 'To whom it may concern'."

"I know the voices in my head aren't real..... but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!"

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For my pertinent links to guides, reviews, and anything similar, go here, and look under the spoiler labeled such. A brief history of Unix and it's relation to OS X by Builder.

 

 

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A friend of mine though that a motherboard and a keyboard were the same thing 

 

Yes she was a blond 

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Made this one up on my own:

Linus' oven is overclocked to 350*C. His microwave is overvoltaged and his fridge is liquid cooled. Oh, and his stove has tubo-boost with surround multi-pot support. All his appliances run in SLI. His car does not have a key, but a power button instead. And finally his vacuum is fully modular and causes a positive air pressure inside his house.

 

 

Found this one on a forum when I was researching SSDs:

Until I get round to installing a SSD, I'm using a rotating wax cylinder taken from an early phonograph set. The apparatus is housed in a large five story tower. Cooling is provided  by a constant flow of methylated spirits. I've incorporated a hashing function which is sometimes disrupted by a family of bees which have taken residence in the third megabyte. 

 

 

Saw this on reddit:

Jimmy was a chemist's son

but Jimmy is no more

for what he thought was H2O

was H2SO4!

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Console gaming. 

What do they know of England, who only England know?

"Well that's what I always said I wanted to be remembered for, for being honest. Nothing else is worth a damn"
 

 

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"Will thermal paste work on a video card?" 

wotm8?

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You know, if you're cold, just go sit in a corner. It's usually 90 degrees.

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Man Walks Into a bar ................................................ OUCH ......................................

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If you like League:

 

If you like Counter-Strike:

QUOTE ME OR I PROBABLY WON'T SEE YOUR RESPONSE 

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Thinkpad T420:

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