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Stupidest dream you've had?

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I once dreamed I was a horse.Guess what I was doing?Banging a female horse.

Horses have huge penises O_o.

THAT WAS WEIRD.

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I was in a high speed police chase, the only other cars on the road were school buses. There were also giant t-rex's. One of the t-rex's lowered his mounth to the road and I drove inside and busted out though his tail. I woke up shortly after.

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I once dreamed I was a horse.Guess what I was doing?Banging a female horse.

Horses have huge penises O_o.

THAT WAS WEIRD.

may I introduce you to @Snickerzz

"Probably Because I'm A Dangerous Sociopath With A Long History Of Violence"
 

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may I introduce you to @Snickerzz

bahahahahahaha

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Wierdest dream i've had lately is that i was in a prison and everytime i went round a corner i was punched hard in the face from terry crews.. 
And after being punched a ridiculus amount of times i decided to hit back.

When i did that the walls dissapeared and about 500 terry crews clones attacked me at once... woke up screaming..

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The only dream I remember from my childhood was that I was running through the old apartment building where my family lived and I was being chased by zombie mummies.. Then for some reason I turned into a Droideka from Star Wars and I was still rolling away from the mummies.. Eventually I got stick on the side of a couch and woke up as the mummies got to me..

 

 

Also, I remember waking up this morning thinking "man that was a really strange dream I had last night", but unfortunately I can't remember what it was..

i7 not perfectly stable at 4.4.. #firstworldproblems

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I dreamed of having an actual social life... Then I thought to myself ''Wait... This can't be right...'' and woke up. Like I'd actually somehow suddenly become good at social life and not look like an idiot... Hah!... Hah... Haa...       80sp.jpg

 

I actually have this kind of dreams quite often.

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