[Brain Teaser/Puzzle] simulate the brain

[Squish4058]

So I tried to do this myself in VisualBasic.NET and realized how much a stupidly large task it is, I'm not expecting to get anywhere or finish it ever, I understand this may be impossible but it's not gonna stop me

 

so this attempt will be done in an office program of your choice (likely ms excel)

Here is the challenge

 

NOTES

I am dumbing this down because it should be able to be expanded up easily, I just need to get a working system.

Please do not spend hours on this, I am busy with a job and at uni and all, there is a large chance I may never do anything with this

This should be treated more of a thinking challenge/puzzle than a task or call for help

Apologies for the spelling, I simply am too lazy

 

INTRO (I understand this may be wrong, but it's what I am trying to do. I am only trying to link this to the brain if my links are wrong I apologize) 

So basically we have 5 (or however many) senses, they input information into a brain, which goes into short term memory (later long term, however, this challenge will focus on short only)

I will be pretending these 5 inputs can be addressed in the range A00-A99 for something like sight, B00-B99 for something like hearing.

The brain can take a certain collection of sensory inputs and store them, and it can work out where

Each combination of (let's pretend 5) senses already has a location in the brain, in other words it NEVER has to calculate where to store information

This is the key part of what I am trying to do, 5inputs eg INPUT=(A33,B84,C39,D04,E33) and I want to be able to calculate the position in which to store something, for example that information may represent a picture and noise that a cat makes, store these details, linking the 5 inputs together, thus kind of defining what a cat is.

 

Points

Whatever you choose ( I am trying to do it in excel), given 5 inputs INPUT=(A33,B84,C39, D04,E33) in absolutely ANY order should lead to the same information, eg you can give the inputs INPUT=(A33,B84,C39, D04,E33), then store information, then use INPUT=(C39, D04, E33, B84,A33) to find the SAME information

One of the most important requirements is no "picking a place" to store data, no movement of data. It should be in a place because the senses linked them

 

Summing up

5 inputs, one location to store data, ALWAYS the same location, with zero overlap eg no two combinations of data should lead to EXACTLY the same box, however, if you input 4 of the 5 inputs you are allowed to overlap.

 

I am not expecting full working solutions, basically just ideas

one of the ideas I have is to have each excel cell contain a virtual cube,  hence the x and y axis of the excel sheet are for senses A and B, and the three dimensions of this "virtual cube" are for C, D and E, you then store the data inside the virtual cube inside a cell.